I was looking around The Dis when I stumbled across this news story. It seems as if McDonalds is complaining about its merchandising agreement with Disney. The two companies made their deal back in the 90s when Disney was still churning out popular films. As we all know the last few years have been disastrous for Disney one flop after another. I suppose that McDonalds might just have a case if you think about.
This got me to thinking about how Disney let "Fahrenheit 9/11" get away from them. Here they actually had a blockbuster all ready to go, but instead of distributing it they sell it off for peanuts and let others reap all the benefits.
If I were McDonalds this would be last straw. Here they are stuck with toys from the flop "Around the World In 80 Days" when they could be including trinkets from Michael Moore's latest diatribe with their Happy Meals.
Instead of boring old Jackie Chan action figurines, McDonalds could be distributing little Hamburglers made up as if they were stealing the election for Bush back in 2000. If Disney had only shown a little forward thinking, McDonalds wouldnt now be stuck with millions of worthless toy balloons from Around the World. In its place you would have millions of little chartered jets, each carrying a payload of Bin Laden relatives being whisked home to safety in the day immediately following 9/11.
The spin offs are endless. How about a windup Bush doll that stares dumbly into space and does nothing for seven minutes when faced with a national crisis. I have to admit, even I would eat some chicken McNuggets to own something like that.
This got me to thinking about how Disney let "Fahrenheit 9/11" get away from them. Here they actually had a blockbuster all ready to go, but instead of distributing it they sell it off for peanuts and let others reap all the benefits.
If I were McDonalds this would be last straw. Here they are stuck with toys from the flop "Around the World In 80 Days" when they could be including trinkets from Michael Moore's latest diatribe with their Happy Meals.
Instead of boring old Jackie Chan action figurines, McDonalds could be distributing little Hamburglers made up as if they were stealing the election for Bush back in 2000. If Disney had only shown a little forward thinking, McDonalds wouldnt now be stuck with millions of worthless toy balloons from Around the World. In its place you would have millions of little chartered jets, each carrying a payload of Bin Laden relatives being whisked home to safety in the day immediately following 9/11.
The spin offs are endless. How about a windup Bush doll that stares dumbly into space and does nothing for seven minutes when faced with a national crisis. I have to admit, even I would eat some chicken McNuggets to own something like that.