Since PixieBella's thread has become a strange melange of weird food combinations and odd eating-habits, I have some important questions to ask you all related to a habit of mine for which I take much grief.
Picture this: A function at which there will be a meal served buffet-style. A dessert plate is already filled and waiting at each table setting.
Now-- I tend to eat a little of the meal and then, when the time is right (which my palate recognizes), I have a bite from the dessert. Then a little more meal, then a bite from the dessert. Eventually, the meal is finished and a few bites of dessert remain. These are then decidedly dispatched down my gullet.
Those people bold enough to react to this order of events have asked me if my mother ever told me to finish my meal before eating the dessert.
The questions:
1. I ask you, has western civilization not yet evolved (or devolved) to the point where a free person cannot have a bite of his dessert when he so chooses?
2. If I choke and die on the steak, was I not right to enjoy a little dessert first?
3. Must we abide by all the advice and instruction our sainted mothers provided us?
4. Am I the only person in the Dis-universe who does this?
Your response (read: affirmation) is appreciated.
Ricks