Men banned from Buffet

[Jennasis]

Many years ago we were nat a WDW buffet with my larger-than-life aunt, uncle and cousins. They would go up and pile on the food so high it was embarassing. One cousin went and got a MOUND of potatoes that looked like the potato mountain from Close Encounters. My uncle would often be heard chiding the servers dishing out items at certain stations to "quit being stingy..."

The final straw (and why we stopped going to buffets with them) was when my uncle went up to the buffet and just used a TRAY instead of the plate and started piling food on it. It was gross and my family was so mortified that none of us ate. It made my unlce really mad AT US since we were "embarassing him but not eating". I believe his words were "It's all I can eat and dangit I'm gettin' my money's worth.

SLOBS.

 

[canwegosoon]

"I got 4 frog legs...since most frogs have 2 legs unless they are crippled" At least he has senseable reasoning...I'm thinking a frog missing a leg isn't gonna make it to a buffet table---darwin

 

[shirleyb]

That was hysterical. Tell us all the details. You were chewing. Was that with you teeth?

 

[Mom2Ashli]

OMG! That was too funny.

 

[grlpwrd]

"He look like baby in stomach!"

Oh my goodness, ! Keeping it real...


Seriously, though, in my area a gentleman in a wheelchair was banned from coming into a Chinese restaurant with a buffet. They claimed the restaurant wasn't equipped for wheelchairs. Hello, it's federal law. That did not go well - and rightfully so.

Back in Hawaii Samoans are regularly banned from buffet restaurants. ugh

 

[hlane]

 

[DizBelle]

I'm not sure why but I like that Ricky Labit.

 

[PeterPanette]

I'm not sure why but I like that Ricky Labit.

Me too. You just know these guys would be a hoot to hang out with.

 

[SeeDisney]

FUNNY!!! FUNNY!!! FUNNY!!! I watched it three times and it's such a crack-up. The comedy timing is perfect!!! Though at 6th minute it black-out.


I feel so for the two men. Thanks so much for sharing.

 

[ckay87]

You go now! You here 4 hour! you scare my wife!

Love John Pinet!

You eat enough MSG to choke a horse.

We closed. We dry cleaner now.

 

[olena]

"Silent Bob' on the left was the icing on the cake for me.....