Memorable lines from movies

[Disneynutbsv]

We were bored today and watched Spaceballs, lol.

Here are a few of my favorite lines:
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

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Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
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Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
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Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.

What are your favorite lines from movies?

 

[MM27]

"We're gonna do it for Johnny man, we're gonna do it for Johnny" ~The Outsiders

 

[nephthys43]

"let us in, let us in!"
"let us out, let us out!" - clue

"amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck...oof!" - hocus pocus

"fra-gee-lay. Must be italian." - a christmas story

 

[Disneynutbsv]

"We're gonna do it for Johnny man, we're gonna do it for Johnny" ~The Outsiders

I love The Outsiders!!! At the time I was all for C. Thomas Howell, lol.

 

[MichelleVW]

But Lt Dan, You Aint Got No Legs!!!

 

[El Nebuloso]

How can you go wrong with a line like "I'll make you eat both your own buttocks" from Yellowbeard (see my avitar).

 

[PrincessKitty1]

"You- are- my- biggest fan." That Thing You Do

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner." Dirty Dancing

"Does anybody ever send it back?"
"Not the house wine, sir." Cousins

"I'd rather have a case of the clap than a case of this wine." Cousins

 

[TheAmazingSpidey]

"Yo, Adrian!"
--Rocky


"Luke, I am your father."
--Empire Strikes Back


"Who am I...? I'm Spider-Man."
--Spider-Man


"Don't let anyone tell you that you can't do something. Not even me."
--The Pursuit of Happyness


"I have no one. At least you two have each other."
--Reign Over Me


"When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious ----".
--Back to the Future

 

[PrincessaC]

"That's it man, game over man, game over! " Aliens

"Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here." Goonies

 

[Kycha]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." Hannibal Lecter...Silence of the Lambs

 

[sweet angel]

Jake: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.
Samantha: It already came true



Give me Ham on five and hold the Mayo.

And Leon's getting larger.

Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.

 

[LukenDC]

Butcha are, Blanche! Ya are in that chair!---What Ever Happened to Baby Jane

I feel that discipline, mixed with love, is such a good recipe.---Mommie Dearest

I should have known you'd know where to find the boys AND the booze!---Mommie Dearest

We're running a circus, not a charm school.---Berserk

Hakuna matata---Lion King

 

[Disneynutbsv]

From Chicago:
And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.

Grease:
Doody, how do I look? Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!

Why, this car is Auto-matic. Its System-matic. Its Hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its Greased Lightning!
Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is a daddy.

 

[chisnpeke]

I'm the king of the world!!! - Titanic

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Uh-oh, fart.

What? Ray, did you just fart?

Yeah.

 

[DVCsince02]

If you can't say anything nice, come sit by me... - Steel Magnolias

 

[mommaU4]

"amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck...oof!" - hocus pocus

I LOVE the "amuck, amuck, amuck" line!! One of my faves too.


From Devil's Advocate:
Kevin Lomax: What are you?
John Milton: Oh, I have so many names...
Kevin Lomax: Satan.
John Milton: Call me Dad.


From Shawshank Redemption:
Andy Dufresne: Get busy living, or get busy dying.


From Roadhouse:
Dalton: If somebody gets in your face and calls you a **********, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.
I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Steve: Being called a ********** isn't personal?

Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a *****?

Dalton: Is she?


From Joy Ride:
Lewis: Do you ever miss Mom and Dad?

Fuller: Yeah, I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays, going to... oh wait, I must have mixed up my child-hood with someone else's, I mean... nooo.



(ok, so mine were more like scenes, lol, but they're some of my faves)

 

[Robinrs]

Steel Magnolias:He is a boil on the butt of humanity!

Jaws: We're gonna need a bigger boat...

Godfather: I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart.

Men IN Black: Oh and you better hire a decorator to come in here cause, DAMN....

 

[tluvstink]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball....... -Dodge Ball


Terri

 

[Jennasis]

Smile you son of a B.......! - Jaws

Get away from her you B........! -Aliens

Scuse me while I whip this out. -Blazing Saddles

Open this G-D door ot I'll kick your rotten heads in....MOMMY! -Young Frankenstein

I feel the need...the need...for speed! -Top Gun

After all, tomorrow is another day -Gone With the Wind

Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?? -Raider's of the Lost Ark