I am almost certain that I have a math learning disability. Why none of my teachers suggested this to me... who knows. I will look into it.
I actually didn't mind being a waitress... it was the company I worked for that I hated, not the work itself. A lot of drama, favouritism, issues like the district manager and store manager being brothers and therefore incompetent management was never reprimanded, etc.
I have zero interest in being a CNA. I'm not interested in cleaning up people's bodily functions, bathing them, etc. I do not feel that that makes me a bad person.
I don't like children, children don't like me, and I'm not good with them. Why would I put myself in a job where I would not excel, you know? I think it's good that I know where I would not excel, so that I don't get into a field and then realize, "holy crap, I can't do this".
We cannot afford the gas or wear & tear on the car for me to drive my husband to work every day so I can go to the mall and hand out resumes all day. I can browse Craigslist from home. On a few occasions, my mom has driven me to the mall to hand in applications and resumes (came with a whole folder of resumes to hand in with the applications) and I was dressed as if I were to be interviewed on the spot. That got me one interview, total, in the few times I did it.
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For those of you who have been helpful, I thank you. I plan to look into all of your suggestions for Stafford loans, FAFSA, the math disability issue, the forums for Medical Transcriptionists, etc. I very much welcome the wisdom of those of you who have "been there, done that". For those of you who think that I am just some entitled loser who thinks I'm "too good" to "work my way up" and "pay my dues" (I think 10+ years in retail and food service is quite enough of "paying my dues", but whatever), may I politely ask you to shove it.