Mayonnaise, A Poll

[Rafiki Rafiki Rafiki]

My grandmother was a cajun. She always pronounced it "my' o neze"

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

Hellmans is the BEST..Hello, it says it on the commercial and for those that don't agree I say good day!


BTW, my aunt is crazy cause she thinks Deep South Salad dressing is the same as Hellmans! Can you believe that?! That nasty carp isn't even mayonaise!

 

[Tina]

Bananiem, if you continue to use Miracle Whip, you should seriously consider getting a tuneup on that handbasket, you know where you are going.
The term "miracle" whip is just blasphemy!

 

[bananiem]

Bananiem, if you continue to use Miracle Whip, you should seriously consider getting a tuneup on that handbasket, you know where you are going.
The term "miracle" whip is just blasphemy!

Well, in my "book" anything with the word HELL in it is blasphemy. So tune up your own friggin' handbasket.

 

[imsorry]

Well, in my "book" anything with the word HELL in it is blasphemy. So tune up your own friggin' handbasket.

Hey lady, you want to take this outside?

 

[bananiem]

Hey lady, you want to take this outside?

Sure, but you'll have to come to Minnesota. I'm not sure how to get to "State of Confusion."

 

[Cantw8]

Hellmans is the BEST..Hello, it says it on the commercial and for those that don't agree I say good day!


BTW, my aunt is crazy cause she thinks Deep South Salad dressing is the same as Hellmans! Can you believe that?! That nasty carp isn't even mayonaise!

I don't think you have a right to even be in this conversation. We are talking about how truely god-like MIRACLE Whip is. We are not talking about FISH, jeeezzz

 

[malibuconlee]

Well, I say Man-aze, however DH and I will pull out the Louis Gosset, Jr. 'May-o-naze" occasionally.

FWIW - we normally use Miracle Whip Lite at home (never could deal with the Fat Free version. This is my compromise)

 

[imsorry]

I don't think you have a right to even be in this conversation. We are talking about how truely god-like MIRACLE Whip is. We are not talking about FISH, jeeezzz

 

[Tina]

Am I safe to eat the Kraft brand mayo, or is that Kraft as in WitchKraft?

 

[imsorry]

Sure, but you'll have to come to Minnesota. I'm not sure how to get to "State of Confusion."

Just point your handbasket SOUTH!

 

[Stitch Inside]

Dukes man-aze.

I also like Miracle Whip depending on the sandwich (best on turkey).

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

I don't think you have a right to even be in this conversation. We are talking about how truely god-like MIRACLE Whip is. We are not talking about FISH, jeeezzz

I am going back and forth between two boards and didn't realize I had put carp 'stead of crap...the other board slaps you for saying crap .

And I think your crazy cause if that stuff is a miracle I would rather go to HELL.

 

[NMAmy]

getting a tuneup on that handbasket, you know where you are going.

Gosh, imsorry, I LOVE this phrase.

 

[Cantw8]

Extreme apologies to Mal, sorry to highjack your thread for our own amusement

 

[bananiem]

I also like Miracle Whip depending on the sandwich (best on turkey).

Amen, brother.

 

[Maleficent13]

*sigh*

I'm getting used to the lushes hijacking my threads...

Y'all have fun now, ya hear?

Oh, and Miracle Whip SUCKS! (Is that blaspheme?) Sorry, bananiem, it had to be said.

 

[Tina]

Oh, and Miracle Whip SUCKS! (Is that blaspheme?) Sorry, bananiem, it had to be said.

 

[bananiem]

Oh, and Miracle Whip SUCKS! (Is that blaspheme?) Sorry, bananiem, it had to be said.

I'll pray for your soul, Mal.

 

[Aidensmom]

To answer the original question, I say "mayo" but if forced to say the whole word I pronounce it "man-aze."

And I prefer Kraft. Where does that get me?