May 23, 2011 - The UNOFFICIAL "The Bachelorette" - NO SPOILERS, please!

[3prettyprincesses]

Tankless water heater discussion... hot. (no pun intended )

It was soooo bizarre! He kept saying "think about it, your water tank heats water while you're not even at home!" Shocking that Ashley didn't find that riveting and ask him to propose right there on the spot.

He reminds me of that Friend's episode where Phoebe's boyfriend was annoyingly positive about every little thing!

 

[Imzadi]

Let me get the math straight. Ashley spent like 7 weeks talking about nothing but Bentley, this week, no mention of Bentley, and next week we have the hometown dates? So there are 3 more episodes with her and one, The Guys Tell ALL?

Math-wise, this season should have been called "Bentley."

 

[Imzadi]

He looks really cut up about leaving. Not!


I wonder if he's going to be on Bachelor Pad?

 

[shortbun]

He looks really cut up about leaving. Not!


I wonder if he's going to be on Bachelor Pad?

He skeeves me out. I didn't feel like he was genuine about anything. Buh bye!

 

[Luv2Scrap]

Ok, watching Ashley smooch these guys is like watching two barbie dolls kissing. She doesn't move at all! It's like she's a robot or something.

Ha ha, I was just coming to post about that too! Watching her kiss these guys is like watching her kiss her brother. Uncle. Grandpa? Ugh!

 

[Imzadi]

That is some serious bling around Emily's neck.

 

[Cat0727]

Omg Emily looks horrible- I think she had a lot of work done. She's freaking me out.

 

[Imzadi]

Omg Emily looks horrible- I think she had a lot of work done. She's freaking me out.

She looks a lot older.

 

[Robinrs]

Wow, she had a group of really great guys and she picked the doofy twins, oompa loompa and one great Justin Timberlake guy....



What a waste of a season. I'm glad I DVR it and ff thru those stiff pitiful kisses.....

 

[java]

So why did they break up? did she say it? All I heard so far is "red flags" were popping up. Um weren't they popping up way before that?
Wonder if they'll bring Bentley out?

by the way from Day one I was saying Pick the Winery guy! What can be bad about someone with an limitless supply of wine? although he seemed very offended when she compared the wine they were drinking to his wine.

 

[Imzadi]

Wow, she had a group of really great guys and she picked the doofy twins,

I think she can't tell the twins apart, (they even have the same personality,) so she's had to keep them all this time.

 

[Imzadi]

Can she say, "You know," any more often?

 

[3prettyprincesses]

OMG, what the heck kind of interview was that? She didn't even say why they weren't engaged anymore, apart from the vague phrase "red flags". This makes no sense to me...if the reason she came on was to dispel rumors so that the paparazzi would leave her alone, then how did she accomplish it? Now I'll bet they'll still be stalking her and her poor little girl.

 

[Robinrs]

I think she can't tell the twins apart, (they even have the same personality,) so she's had to keep them all this time.

Me either!! I ff thru the Constantine and Ben dates and thought one had just changed his shirt..

Poor Emily. It seems pretty obvious that Brad was just not ready to give her what she needed. Too bad she can't tell the "real deal".

 

[Luv2Scrap]

I think Emily still looks very pretty, but I think her makeup was a bit heavy and the lighting was harsh.

If she meant what she said about not wanting to be in the public eye anymore, then I doubt she'd agree to be the next Bachelorette.

 

[Imzadi]

Me either!! I ff thru the Constantine and Ben dates and thought one had just changed his shirt..

You mean tonight? No, that was BEN both times. He didn't go home and their date continued the next day. So he did change his shirt.

I think Emily still looks very pretty, but I think her makeup was a bit heavy and the lighting was harsh.

She had Botox. Her eyebrows didn't move at all. Neither did her "frown line" area. Isn't she only 25? Paparazzi hiding in the bushes, camped out in front of her house must have made her really self-conscious about her looks.

 

[Mrs.Toad]

WTH was that ginormous bag Ashley had hanging off her shoulder on the bridge with Ben? Can't she leave all her crap with one of the many production crew members following her around, instead of lugging it around on camera?

 

[Imzadi]

WTH was that ginormous bag Ashley had hanging off her shoulder on the bridge with Ben? Can't she leave all her crap with one of the many production crew members following her around, instead of lugging it around on camera?

It's probably filled with all her souvenirs she gets on the date. She's self absorbed enough, and knows the dates are about her that she tells the guys, "Oh lets go here, so I can pick up things for my family & friends, yada," instead of getting to know the guys. And the majority of the date we don't see is about her shopping & filling up that bag.

 

[Robinrs]

You mean tonight? No, that was BEN both times. He didn't go home and their date continued the next day. So he did change his shirt.

I meant the first date with Constantine then the date with Ben. I was fast forwarding thru them because it's sort of PAINFUL to watch her TRY to have chemistry with these guys.

 

[MAGICFOR2]

She's wearing a blue, backless top, walking around town in an ultra-conservative, communist country.

I know - then she's dressing like that full well knowing she's going to dump the guy.

OMG! Ryan is doing an infomercial for his solar water heaters!
He has no other personality.

Wow, he was Mr. Perky, without the depth.

It was soooo bizarre! He kept saying "think about it, your water tank heats water while you're not even at home!" Shocking that Ashley didn't find that riveting and ask him to propose right there on the spot.

He reminds me of that Friend's episode where Phoebe's boyfriend was annoyingly positive about every little thing!

I KNOW! He's so sweet, but he could see he's boring her, and he just keeps on and on and on and on....like if he just talked faster and faster it would make a difference - then she just says, well, yah, you're going home.

Let me get the math straight. Ashley spent like 7 weeks talking about nothing but Bentley, this week, no mention of Bentley, and next week we have the hometown dates? So there are 3 more episodes with her and one, The Guys Tell ALL?

Math-wise, this season should have been called "Bentley."

I don't see how she can even build any kind of relationship, when she's only been "Bentley free" for 2 weeks.

Ha ha, I was just coming to post about that too! Watching her kiss these guys is like watching her kiss her brother. Uncle. Grandpa? Ugh!

So forced and awkward. Just don't kiss!

Omg Emily looks horrible- I think she had a lot of work done. She's freaking me out.

Collagen in her lips!

Wow, she had a group of really great guys and she picked the doofy twins, oompa loompa and one great Justin Timberlake guy....



What a waste of a season. I'm glad I DVR it and ff thru those stiff pitiful kisses.....

I think she wants JP and she's just letting the boring ones go. As for Oompa Loompa, that must be a producer pick.

So why did they break up? did she say it? All I heard so far is "red flags" were popping up. Um weren't they popping up way before that?
Wonder if they'll bring Bentley out?

by the way from Day one I was saying Pick the Winery guy! What can be bad about someone with an limitless supply of wine? although he seemed very offended when she compared the wine they were drinking to his wine.

I think she sounds so fake. I can't think of anything else to say, so every time I see you, I say, "Is this like your wine?"

I think she can't tell the twins apart, (they even have the same personality,) so she's had to keep them all this time.

Can she say, "You know," any more often?

WTH was that ginormous bag Ashley had hanging off her shoulder on the bridge with Ben? Can't she leave all her crap with one of the many production crew members following her around, instead of lugging it around on camera?

I thought it was maybe the lunch, and then she put it down - because she didn't have it in the next shot.


They didn't even show previews of the home towns, did they? I can hear it now:

JOIN US FOR THE MOST BORING BACHELORETTE EVER!!!!