Massage...

[Briarmom]

Oh my goodness!
This thread just brought tears to my eyes, because I was laughing so much!!

Oh and I could use a massage too.
And I can't fart at will.
And when I do my DFi tells me that I stink and sprays some room spray.

Room spray! I don't know why I find that funny. I guess because I always thought men liked stinky stuff, not room spray.

 

[SherryNC]

Wow! That's an age difference. If Linda and/or Debbie is you, you don't look old enough to have a sophomore! If Linda and/or Debbie is NOT you, you don't act old enough!

Seriously though, that has to be hard. High School is rough. On parents.

I was 12 when I had her. Just joshin, I was an old lady of 20. Still, lots of people say I look more like her older sister and definitely can act like it. My kids keep me young I think. We did not think we'd have anymore and ds was an unexpected blessing. It will be emotional also walking him to class tomorrow, cause first grade was the grade I used to teach and I miss it some days.


Hey Michie, is that code for get naked??

 

[Michie]

Wow! That's an age difference. If Linda and/or Debbie is you, you don't look old enough to have a sophomore! If Linda and/or Debbie is NOT you, you don't act old enough!

Seriously though, that has to be hard. High School is rough. On parents.

Really. I am still paying off the prom and mine are in college or that is what they tell me. MAn I need to get my fat *** in bed, I have to speak in front of a Christian womens something or another in the morn

 

[Briarmom]

Really. I am still paying off the prom and mine are in college or that is what they tell me. MAn I need to get my fat *** in bed, I have to speak in front of a Christian womens something or another in the morn

Do not, under any circumstances, tell them the beandip sandwich recipe. They will die laughing. Hope your tummy is better by then.

 

[Briarmom]

I was 12 when I had her. Just joshin, I was an old lady of 20. Still, lots of people say I look more like her older sister and definitely can act like it. My kids keep me young I think. We did not think we'd have anymore and ds was an unexpected blessing. It will be emotional also walking him to class tomorrow, cause first grade was the grade I used to teach and I miss it some days.


Hey Michie, is that code for get naked??

I know what you mean, because first grade is REAL school. I had ds right after I turned 22. Nothing like being pregnant when you are 21! What a drink-a-thon that year was!

 

[nmudisneyfan]

Dang, you are talented. He should respect what a rare find he has in you.

I am going to tell him that the next time he goes into one of the spraying rounds after I've farted.

Room spray! I don't know why I find that funny. I guess because I always thought men liked stinky stuff, not room spray.

My DFi is addicted to room spray. He has a ton. I don't know why.