Massage...

[Briarmom]

I need one.

 

[SherryNC]

I can only get one from my husband. He has offered to get me a GC to a spa, but I can't go to one of those. I make obscene noises when I'm given a massage.

 

[Briarmom]

I can only get one from my husband. He has offered to get me a GC to a spa, but I can't go to one of those. I make obscene noises when I'm given a massage.

Oh my!! I will add that to the list of things I know about you. Hmmm. It's an interesting list.

 

[SherryNC]

Oh my!! I will add that to the list of things I know about you. Hmmm. It's an interesting list.

Hey, no compiling lists. I don't know what gets into me to make these late night confessions.

 

[Briarmom]

Hey, no compiling lists. I don't know what gets into me to make these late night confessions.

Late Night Confessions! It's the perfect title for a reality TV show about people who DIS! Ask Linda if she is interested.

 

[SherryNC]

Late Night Confessions! It's the perfect title for a reality TV show about people who DIS! Ask Linda if she is interested.

Hey, have I single handedly hijacked this thread??

 

[Michie]

I can only get one from my husband. He has offered to get me a GC to a spa, but I can't go to one of those. I make obscene noises when I'm given a massage.

yeah...your husband does give good massages.

 

[mommytotwo]

I want one also.

 

[SherryNC]

yeah...your husband does give good massages.

Yes, but I don't want to discuss it. Just thinking about it makes me moan.

 

[Michie]

Yes, but I don't want to discuss it. Just thinking about it makes me moan.

Yeah...well I am moaning but it is from the beandip sandwhich I had earlier.

 

[Briarmom]

Yeah...well I am moaning but it is from the beandip sandwhich I had earlier.

What is this beandip sandwich and why would one eat one? I keep laughing whenever I read your posts about the sandwich. Is that why you want to be mean to people tomorrow? Indigestion?
We need a gassy smilie.

 

[SherryNC]

Yeah...well I am moaning but it is from the beandip sandwhich I had earlier.

 

[Michie]

What is this beandip sandwich and why would one eat one? I keep laughing whenever I read your posts about the sandwich. Is that why you want to be mean to people tomorrow? Indigestion?
We need a gassy smilie.

It's a can of bean dip and 2 pieces of bread

 

[Briarmom]

I can't. I just tried.

 

[Briarmom]

It's a can of bean dip and 2 pieces of bread

I don't know why, but I find that HIGH-larious!

 

[SherryNC]

I can't. I just tried.

Oh man, you are a risky one. A fart should never be forced. My husband also says they should never be held back or you could explode.

 

[Briarmom]

Oh man, you are a risky one. A fart should never be forced. My husband also says they should never be held back or you could explode.

Your dh sounds like mine K-L-A-S-S-Y! Oh well. We love them anyway.

 

[SherryNC]

Your dh sounds like mine K-L-A-S-S-Y! Oh well. We love them anyway.

Yeah, and he likes to announce the smells. "Oh, that's a pumpkin one." "Whoa, spaghetti." "Ewwww rotten eggs." "Hey, that one doesn't smell too bad."

 

[Briarmom]

Yeah, and he likes to announce the smells. "Oh, that's a pumpkin one." "Whoa, spaghetti." "Ewwww rotten eggs." "Hey, that one doesn't smell too bad."

Oh my! Is Pumpkin a major player in your dh's diet? It is one of the super foods I think.

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

no but I can burp at will! does that count? and where does that go on the pie chart?