Let me help you talk in steriotypical materialistic they don't really exist girl language:
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Like, you totally just bought a fab pair of Versace shoes and then your bff comes in with an identical pair and like says she like got them at Wal*Mart for nine ninety, like so not cool. The difference is bois instead of being a hollaback girl just like hit them, girl.'
I play football and we don't regularly hit each other like a face slap, though it would make it a lot more interesting

. *only plays HS football to make his silly sporty family happy*