Man's leg found under pet at Resort.

[harvardx]

Правда более странна чем небылица.

 

[LubsPoohBear]

sorry everyone but i though it was funny.your first clue was who posted it he always makes me say WHAT then i laugh but i have to say i also love to read the way everyone else get so mad about what he says. sorry maybe i have a dry humor.thanks for the laugh today i will be looking for your next post i love them

 

[harmonium]

Hey now, with all the stories about people throwing their kids off overpasses and someone being stuck to a toilet seat for 2 years, how could we not believe this couldn't happen. (Until I got to the part where you said they found the guy). BTW, I totally agree with you about humor and being able to laugh about anything.

I read about those articles yesterday on CNN.com! I still think that the fake story of the "leg" is better than seeing the pic of the 22 yr old call girl on the front page of CNN.com for nearly the whole day. Then again, better to see a pic of that than a pic of the toilet woman

If you're not laughing, you're not living!

 

[MJMcBride]

. However, if you like comedy that makes you think and wonder what just happened, then mabe you might like my stuff. It is really to make you go huh?

How exactly does it do that?

 

[Mouseaholic!!!]

I wasn't making fun.....I make more typos p/word than anyone here!

 

[stemikger]

Originally posted by MJMcBride
How exactly does it do that?

It's just like people who ask me why are going back to Disney again this year, you just went.

You either get it or you dont. And obviously, you don't get it.

So, if you don't get it, no explanation will do. If you do, let's share a laugh and maybe a huh? Is this for real? Either way (IMHO), it makes for a light, fun read.

You obviously made your point, that my post got under your skin, and you didn't think it was funny, clever (in fact, I would go out on a limb here and say - you probably thought it was moronic). So your point was taken - back when you first wagged your finger at me and tried to scold me, like my third grade math teacher. So all I could say is let it go, man, move on. Life is short.

I will live with the fact that you didn't like it at all. I hope you can live with the fact that not everyone thinks alike.

Originally posted by Mouseaholic
I wasn't making fun.....I make more typos p/word than anyone here!

No offense taken at all. I thought it was funnier then my post.

I just don't get it when people get all bend out of shape about it.

Originally posted by lubspoohbear
sorry everyone but i though it was funny.your first clue was who posted it he always makes me say WHAT then i laugh but i have to say i also love to read the way everyone else get so mad about what he says. sorry maybe i have a dry humor.thanks for the laugh today i will be looking for your next post i love them

Glad I made you laugh. That is the goal.

 

[stemikger]

Originally posted by harmonium
If you're not laughing, you're not living!

Words to live by.

It's the best medicine known to man.

 

[MJMcBride]

So your point was taken - back when you first wagged your finger at me and tried to scold me, like my third grade math teacher.

How on god's green earth did I do that? I pointed out that it wasn't funny. I suggest you you let it go

 

[stemikger]

Originally posted by MJMcBride
How on god's green earth did I do that? I pointed out that it wasn't funny. I suggest you you let it go

Opps. Another attempt at a shot at humor. Sorry. MJMcBride, it was a joke. Get it I was making like you were a strict teacher yelling at me - telling me I wasn't funny. A Joke, Funny Ha, Ha. Not serious. You are really not a math teacher, get it.

No. Oh man, this case is was then I thought.

It is officially let go. No adults were actually harmed during this exchange.

Now back to our scheduled show ("I know you are but What Am I" Starring Stemikger and MJMcBride). Opps sorry another attempt at humor, I keep forgetting who I'm dealing with. I'll be good.

I will write a hundread times on the chalk board.

I will not try to make MJMcBride laugh.
I will not try to make MJMcBride laugh.
I will not try to make MJMcBride laugh.

Opps sorry another atempt.



P.S. when you use God's name in the post, show some respect and use a capital "G". Even I know that.

 

[MJMcBride]

I will not try to make MJMcBride laugh.
I will not try to make MJMcBride laugh.
I will not try to make MJMcBride laugh.

Exactly at what point did you try to make me laugh. I missed it

 

[stemikger]

Originally posted by MJMcBride
Exactly at what point did you try to make me laugh. I missed it

Like I said I officially let it go. I suggest you do the same.

You win. I'm exhausted.

Godspeed.

One of us had to take the high road.

 

[MJMcBride]

One of us had to take the high road.

now thats funny

 

[rantnnravin]

(in fact, I would go out on a limb here and say - you probably thought it was moronic).

i can't believe no one caught that

 

[stemikger]

Originally quoted by rantnnravin
i can't believe no one caught that

I can't believe I didn't catch it and I wrote it. This thing is taking on a life of it's own. I can't stand it anymore.

 

[stemikger]

Originally posted by MJMcBride
now thats funny

You know I was going to ask if you were an attorney because of your need to get the last word in, then I checked your public profile and I couldn't believe it. You are an attorney. Now I can't let you get the last word in. I work for attorneys and they make my life a living hell.

On principal alone, I refuse to let this go. You are my new number 1 enemy of the state.

In you I will see every attorney that made me work 14 hours when they said they will only need me for 7.

In you I will see every attonrney that took time out of their busy day to lodge a petty complaint after we worked like dogs to complete their jobs.

In you I will see every sleazy, non-sincere bottom feeder I had the unplesant misfortune to work for.

Now as far as letting this go. No way Spitzer, no way.

 

[MJMcBride]

On principal alone, I refuse to let this go. You are my new number 1 enemy of the state.

Thats fine. I'm pretty sure I will sleep tonight

In you I will see every attorney that made me work 14 hours when they said they will only need me for 7.

Maybe if you were a halfway decent worker, you would have gotten the job done on time

In you I will see every attonrney that took time out of their busy day to lodge a petty complaint after we worked like dogs to complete their jobs.

Maybe if you were a halfway decent worker, you would have gotten the job done right

In you I will see every sleazy, non-sincere bottom feeder I had the unplesant misfortune to work for.

Maybe if you were a halfway decent worker, you could get a job with a decent attorney

 

[paulh]

folks just kiss and make up life is too short. oh and please check out board rules

3. NO FIGHTING/SARCASM: While we'd like to think that a Disney fan site is always lighthearted, there are times when there are disagreements. Let's face it, there are certain topics that can transform any of us into a raging "Donald Duck." When you sense this is happening, we ask that you step away from the discussion before it escalates into a fight. Just like Mom always said about fighting, we don't care who started the argument and we don't want it on the DIS. (Okay, she didn't say the part about the DIS, but you know what we mean.) No attacking others and no sarcasm please. Either will result in an infraction.

makes the boards not a fun place to be when you go on like this
Paulh

 

[stemikger]

Originally posted by PaulH
folks just kiss and make up life is too short. oh and please check out board rules

3. NO FIGHTING/SARCASM: While we'd like to think that a Disney fan site is always lighthearted, there are times when there are disagreements. Let's face it, there are certain topics that can transform any of us into a raging "Donald Duck." When you sense this is happening, we ask that you step away from the discussion before it escalates into a fight. Just like Mom always said about fighting, we don't care who started the argument and we don't want it on the DIS. (Okay, she didn't say the part about the DIS, but you know what we mean.) No attacking others and no sarcasm please. Either will result in an infraction.

makes the boards not a fun place to be when you go on like this
Paulh

Your right Paulh, this guy just got the better of me. Half of it was in jest, but then this guy really started to get under my skin and I really started to get mad at his mean-spiritedness.

I apologize for those of you who had to watch the ugliness unfold. However, if those of you enjoyed Dis Boards version of the Jerry Springer show, all the better. It beats the price of a movie ticket.

 

[harmonium]

No big. I've seen so many threads end up with at least one sad little heckler who needs constant confirmation that what they say is relevant. Maybe the only place in which they get to take a stand is on the internet within blogs and forums. What gets me is that they choose to make their sour voices heard on a Disney-related forum.

 

[DVCconvert]

Chorus:
Can you feel the love tonight
The peace the evening brings
The world for once
In perfect harmony
With all its living things