This is my official "Have a Magical Time and Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do" post!
Hope your flights are smooth and FAST! Hope no one gets pulled out of the security line for a cavity search. Hope the bartenders give you really strong drinks for your $9 a pop! (or maybe someone will find y'all smexy, and BUY your drinks!)
Hope no one is maimed, emotionally scarred, or permanently marked by Squiddy's nocturnal shenanigans! May the lines and crowds be minimal, and the fun be maximum. May I now shut the heck up.
HAVE FUN!!!! We'll miss ya, and can't wait to hear alllll (and I mean, ALL) about your trip when you get back.
HAGS RULE, everyone else drools.
Meli-- I know your wedding will be wonderful--everything you & Shaun have hoped & planned for! Can't wait to see pictures and read your TR! Have a magical time, soak up every memory on your wedding day, 'cause girl, it goes by FAST. Have a blast on your honeymoon! Be safe.
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Naaaah. Why would I want to be there while you and LBelle are still back "here"?![]()
I am sooooo with you girlfriend!
-- Rob

Luv said nicely for all of us... or at least me.
I'm a horrible writer.

You are NOT! Hags are good at everything--- didn't you get the memo?![]()

Um, I'm guessing you can.Now, where is everyone? It's time to par-tay! LBelle-- get your hoser behind over here sometime soon! I can't do all the dancing & drinking by my onesie!!
They didn't even bother sending me a memo, it would have been useless.
I just copy from everyone's posts.![]()
Do you get my memo on "Joanne talk"?
It makes little sense at times and I always leaves words out.
I drive the grammer nuts crazy.![]()
Um, I'm guessing you can.![]()
-- Rob
I missed the big send off too. Be back tonight to see who is here.
Hmmm, that might be kind of fun actually.Shut it mister! Don't make me go all American Gladiator on you!
Hmmm, that might be kind of fun actually.![]()
-- Rob
Sadly, she is the one I most resemble.Hey everyone who is still around! Okay, if we're having a shin dig, I'll bring the Tequila and salt.I haven't done shooters in awhile.
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Have you SEEN Helga?Sadly, she is the one I most resemble.
You're on lady!!! I'll bring the foam mats for the floor. You know, so I don't break anything when I fall off of my stool? DUH!![]()
I wouldn't want to have to explain ourselves to the other hags if we had broken arses. Although it would prove that we had more fun without them.
Helga and Wolf scare me! If I saw either of them coming I would curl up into the fetal position and pray they didn't see me.![]()
I think we should start out on the floor, less chance of bodily injury when your not used to drinkin shooters.I wouldn't want to have to explain ourselves to the other hags if we had broken arses. Although it would prove that we had more fun without them.
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Sit on the floor? Oh, am I embarassed. I thought you were talking body shots.You're so right. We should all sit on the floor together and drink! It'll be like circle time, with alcohol!!! I am definitely less inclined to injure myself if I'm already on the ground.
Bring on the Jose Cuervo! I'll bring the Captain Morgan & Coke Zero. Karaoke anyone?![]()
Sit on the floor? Oh, am I embarassed. I thought you were talking body shots.![]()
-- Rob

Duh! Why didn't I think of that?Obviously not Rob! With abs as rock hard as mine, the liquor would just roll right off. We can't have alcohol abuse, now can we?![]()
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I'm finally starting to feel somewhat human again. What a week!
Thanks for all the get well soon cards and PMs and stuff. You guys are soooo sweet and caring and thoughtful and......
Just kidding. Only trying to make you all feel as crappy as I do!
I REALLY wish I was there with them all.
Well, there's always Hagmeet '09, right?
Next time we'll ALL have to go!!
That's 3 in the last week!
So...I'll check in later on when some of you may be around.
You guys are killing me!!!!!![]()
Hi everybody out there in cyber land!I'm finally starting to feel somewhat human again. What a week!
Thanks for all the get well soon cards and PMs and stuff. You guys are soooo sweet and caring and thoughtful and......
Just kidding. Only trying to make you all feel as crappy as I do!
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So...I guess all the Hags are partying up a storm by now.I REALLY wish I was there with them all.
Well, there's always Hagmeet '09, right?
Next time we'll ALL have to go!!
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Anyhoo...I have yet another day's reprieve from work as it is, once again, another snow day for Brett. WTH!!!!!That's 3 in the last week!
So...I'll check in later on when some of you may be around.
PS - I LOVE smilies!!!![]()
Glad you're feeling better!!!
