"Love you! Bye!"

[tevagirl]

Last night I went out to dinner with my DD, DSIL and DN. DN and DD had just a tad too much to drink with their dinner. Okay, they had a lot to drink with their dinner. Since DD had driven I had to drive her home and have my DH pick me up at her house. This morning the telephone rings and DH, thinking it's her, answers the phone "Hello Drunk Girl, how's it going?" It was my DDIL's very prim, proper, and religious mother. (And we have caller ID. )

 

[HeatherFeather]

DH was on the phone with his male best friend talking about fantasy baseball for like an hour. As they were FINALLY hanging up, his bud says, "Love ya, babe, bye." and hung up. DH burst out laughing and told me what he had said. His buddy hadn't even realized what he had said until his wife, who was standing in the room with him asked him, "Uh, did you just tell Doug you loved him?" We all still laugh about that....

 

[L107ANGEL]

DH was on the phone with his male best friend talking about fantasy baseball for like an hour. As they were FINALLY hanging up, his bud says, "Love ya, babe, bye." and hung up. DH burst out laughing and told me what he had said. His buddy hadn't even realized what he had said until his wife, who was standing in the room with him asked him, "Uh, did you just tell Doug you loved him?" We all still laugh about that....

 

[Poohnatic]

One of my employees called me at work to 'talk her down' from her anxiety over an audition at WDW for a character role. I rallied her (she really is an amazing entertainer) and at the end of the call she said "love you, bye". I shook my head, but figured it was nerves.

She called back later to tell me she got the part and asked if she said what she thought she said. Yep, we had a good chuckle over it.

My worst was when I did credit card authorizations. After eight hours of saying "Citicorp, Operator 43, may I have your merchant number please?", I was bound to say it at home. It always got a huge laugh when I did it!

Suzanne

 

[2Princes2Princesses]

When I worked at the hospital, I was always exhausted when I came home.....so alot of answering my home phone "Children's ER" My ex-MIL thought it was hysterical.

Last time I got a "bye..love you" was from my ex when he called to let me know when he was picking up the kids. THERE'S an awkward moment.

 

[momm2four]

Usually, when I end conversations with friends, I'll say, "See ya' later!". I have caught myself saying that to strangers that I strike up conversations with when we part company.

I'll end up talking with someone while I'm on vacation, and when we go our separate ways, I'll say "See ya' later!"....NO, I won't....We're in Florida...where neither of us lives... I'll never see this person again in my life!


My DH will answer our home phone sometimes by saying, "U.P.S. This is David" I think that's funny.

 

[lovemygoofy]

With Matt gone I try to make the first thing I say to him is I love you. Normally I can tell its him calling because when I say hello there is an echo. You say hello and then you hear yourself say hello, usually give away that its him.

I answered the phone one time and heard my echo thought it was Matt and blurted out I love you and miss you and want you like crazy, lol. Well there was a bit of a pause then I hear a man go wow you really want a good deal on satellite tv dont you? Oh I about died from embarssment lol.

 

[PrincessKitty1]

OK, you guys have got me cryin' with laughter now.

 

[dis ms.]

The other day at work DH was deep in thought when his coworker came over to ask him something. Without missing a beat, DH absentmindedly said, "What's that, Babe?"--his standard reply when he's pretending to listen to me.

The guy said, "Uh, did you just call me 'Babe'?" The two of them actually had to share a hotel room once on a business trip. I bet he'll be a little hesitant if he's ever asked to room with DH again.

 

[RedNeckChik13]

I do this all the time but not with I love you..with "Thanks for calling Disney have a magical day" my mom just dies when I do it. It happens a lot with telemarketers when they are like ok thanks bye..And I've answered the phone with thanks for calling disney.....and then I realize what I am saying and try to keep going with hello.

 

[tarheelmjfan]

With Matt gone I try to make the first thing I say to him is I love you. Normally I can tell its him calling because when I say hello there is an echo. You say hello and then you hear yourself say hello, usually give away that its him.

I answered the phone one time and heard my echo thought it was Matt and blurted out I love you and miss you and want you like crazy, lol. Well there was a bit of a pause then I hear a man go wow you really want a good deal on satellite tv dont you? Oh I about died from embarssment lol.

My DH has an audio & video installation business. We both got a good laugh out of this.

 

[tarheelmjfan]

I do this all the time but not with I love you..with "Thanks for calling Disney have a magical day" my mom just dies when I do it. It happens a lot with telemarketers when they are like ok thanks bye..And I've answered the phone with thanks for calling disney.....and then I realize what I am saying and try to keep going with hello.

Hey, I think I'll try that the next time a telemarketer calls. Maybe, if they think they've called Disney, they'll hang up.

 

[Caropooh]

My dd called her 3rd grade teacher "Mom" last week. I asked her if it was because her teacher was yelling at her

(yes, I stole the response from Everybody Loves Raymond!).

My DD7 will call me by her teachers name sometimes by mistake. The problem with this is that her teacher is MALE!!!!!! We always get a good laugh out of it!

 

[icebrat001]

So far (knock on wood), I've caught myself before I say it.

However, I find myself dialing 9 to dial out at home and then yell at the phone for not working, then I remember that I'm at home and I don't have to dial 9 to dial out.

 

[L107ANGEL]

With Matt gone I try to make the first thing I say to him is I love you. Normally I can tell its him calling because when I say hello there is an echo. You say hello and then you hear yourself say hello, usually give away that its him.

I answered the phone one time and heard my echo thought it was Matt and blurted out I love you and miss you and want you like crazy, lol. Well there was a bit of a pause then I hear a man go wow you really want a good deal on satellite tv dont you? Oh I about died from embarssment lol.