Looking for advices please

[Jennasis]

Pure comedy gold. Thank you for this.

 

[Hrhpd]

I don't get this? Are you accusing me of starting this thread?

Oh goodness no. I was thinking you might be a victim of Shirley trying to steal your bus as you were dropping off all the good Canadian goodies.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Oh goodness no. I was thinking you might be a victim of Shirley trying to steal your bus as you were dropping off all the good Canadian goodies.

Speaking of which... @kimblebee

 

[DawnM]

I took my loving wife out on the retention pond in our rubber raft (getting over that chain-link fence was a chore but that's a thread for another day), where we enjoyed some lunchables and Maddog 20/20. Sorry I missed the party, but when boo wants an evening on the water, I have to deliver.

Only one wifes?

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Only one wifes?

My fleet of attorneys and financial advisers told me to only marry one. That's what I pay them the big bucks for. Prenuptial agreements are expensive.

As long as I keep everyone in separate wings of the house it seems to work.

 

[gwynne]

My fleet of attorneys and financial advisers told me to only marry one. That's what I pay them the big bucks for. Prenuptial agreements are expensive.

As long as I keep everyone in separate wings of the house it seems to work.

Hmmmm....are they in separate wings, or are they in separate houses around a cul-de-sac in Las Vegas????

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Hmmmm....are they in separate wings, or are they in separate houses around a cul-de-sac in Las Vegas????

The only word that matters here is separate. I don't care where they are as long as they are separate.

 

[princesspiglet]

OMG- I needed this thread today!

 

[anniemae]

I started reading this thread last night and stayed up way too late giggling. When I signed off and went to bed, I felt this thread was circling the drain. Glad it lasted, made me LOL!!!!!

 

[*Shirley*]

Worst. Troll. Ever.

I'm gonna guess this kid is somewhere between the ages of 13 and 17. If you're gonna troll son, you've got to learn to do a MUCH better job. I can hear your fake accent through the keyboard.

out of all the untrue things in the world this is without a doubt the most untruest

 

[King Schultz]

we need some more advises please. husband number three has gone with the goat and both they are missing for two hours in length. husband number two and husband number one have walked all over arizona and now come back too tired to discuss advices given on disboards by dissers about problem with friend of long time about taking the bus to the land of disney world or the world of disney land. i am missing both the goat and husband number three and will not be able to do any lengthy sleeping in my bed tonight. can the nice people look for the goat he might be in new mexico by now. i no longer am caring about husband number three because of less of sleep tonight.

Prince Desmond many upsets waking to your new tale of many woes.

But Prince Desmond have wonderful newses for you! By tracking Pals of Payments, I have found husband #3, Jaunola!

He is at the Worlds of Seas in San Diegos of Califonrnia; he tell me he and goat in line for Shamus and 'eating farts'.


Prince Desmond not understand what the means. . .

. . . but send more money of Pay of Pals and he will try to offer most comforts and sevicables.

Please tell friends and other or service a-ok!!!

 

[Disneychick75]

Husband # 2 will drop women and children at the parks and then go home to husbands #1 and #3. How far will he have to travel? Is he driving the Magic School Bus?

 

[*Shirley*]

husband number three and goat arrive at house hours times two ago tethered outside but goat inside would this work for goat

http://www.disboards.com/threads/this-has-to-be-a-joke-lick-your-cat.3512714/#post-55805947

 

[kimblebee]

Oh goodness no. I was thinking you might be a victim of Shirley trying to steal your bus as you were dropping off all the good Canadian goodies.

I see that now. I saw moose and kinder eggs and came to the wrong conclusion. Sorry..

 

[kimblebee]

Speaking of which... @kimblebee

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I can't leave now..this is getting good. Maybe I'll find a husband #2 to make the deliveries.

 

[Kitty 34]

Shirley this has to be one of the funniest threads on the CB except for all the ones Goofy Dad and Willy have been starting!!

I just gotta say......I've been lovin' this summer on the Community Board!!!!!

 

[minnie mum]

husband number three and goat arrive at house hours times two ago tethered outside but goat inside would this work for goat

http://www.disboards.com/threads/this-has-to-be-a-joke-lick-your-cat.3512714/#post-55805947

So husband #3 is tethered up outside and the goat is in the house? Sounds about right. But is goat of the nanny or Billy kind? Which way does husband #3 swing? I be thinking there's a reason husbands want you and new friend away. Maybe better you take up offer from Prince of Nigeria. Go his houses instead of Disney Land worlds.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

 

[Klayfish]

out of all the untrue things in the world this is without a doubt the most untruest

Dang, I'm a bad guesser. Can we play 21 questions?

 

[jevs]

Dang, I'm a bad guesser. Can we play 21 questions?

Does Arizona have idyllic weather for growing hooch?