Looking for advices please

[*Shirley*]

Need to go to the beds now more advices later husband tells future husband number four cheque in mail

 

[King Schultz]

I not know about that. Dis boards not such happy place as thought man in hat is mean

But you have come to the Community Board my child. . . it is on the DIS, but it's not like the rest of of the DIS.


The CB is like the Wild West. . . it is a cut throat, dog-eat-dog, every poster for themselves kind of place.

Live is cheap here on the CB. . . the cotton is low, and the living is not easy.

It is full of bitter, mean people who spend every second viciously fighting about wedding etiquette, tv shows, Ellen, Yellow Stone, bikinis, refillable mugs, emu legs, speedos. . . you name it.

In my country, we refer to these types as "nuts".

But have no need of worries; Prince Desmond will be your protector.

Prince Desmond just needs that money of Pay your Pal first.

Have a zippedy-do-dah day!

 

[jevs]

Need to go to the beds now more advices later husband tells future husband number four cheque in mail

I'm sure Husband number 4 will be delighted to hear this. Rumor has it he's building a theme park to rival the worlds of whatever, and holding a huge bash that will last for weeks - or at least until I get there.

 

[RedAngie]

Still waiting for GDD....

Maybe he's *Shirley* tonight. Sounds like something he might do.

Or is it one of the other regulars?

 

[jevs]

Maybe he's *Shirley* tonight.

Or is it one of the other regulars?

Eh who would know.

 

[kimblebee]

I think this is another of those acid trip feeling threads..

There are some ..interesting noobs showing up lately.

 

[jevs]

I think this is another of those acid trip feeling threads..

There are some ..interesting noobs showing up lately.

I'm blaming GDD given he didn't turn up with a 'I can't even'..

 

[usnuzuloose]

I am finding this whole thread strange.

 

[ksjayhawks]

I am finding this whole thread strange.

Me, too, but I have to admit it has been enjoyable. Glad I wasn't drinking anything as I read this or I would need to clean the computer screen multiple times.

Anyway, I am heading to the room of bed for the night.

 

[*Shirley*]

But you have come to the Community Board my child. . . it is on the DIS, but it's not like the rest of of the DIS.


The CB is like the Wild West. . . it is a cut throat, dog-eat-dog, every poster for themselves kind of place.

Live is cheap here on the CB. . . the cotton is low, and the living is not easy.

It is full of bitter, mean people who spend every second viciously fighting about wedding etiquette, tv shows, Ellen, Yellow Stone, bikinis, refillable mugs, emu legs, speedos. . . you name it.

In my country, we refer to these types as "nuts".

But have no need of worries; Prince Desmond will be your protector.

Prince Desmond just needs that money of Pay your Pal first.

Have a zippedy-do-dah day!

husband number three uses the pal pay who is ellen?

 

[*Shirley*]

we need some more advises please. husband number three has gone with the goat and both they are missing for two hours in length. husband number two and husband number one have walked all over arizona and now come back too tired to discuss advices given on disboards by dissers about problem with friend of long time about taking the bus to the land of disney world or the world of disney land. i am missing both the goat and husband number three and will not be able to do any lengthy sleeping in my bed tonight. can the nice people look for the goat he might be in new mexico by now. i no longer am caring about husband number three because of less of sleep tonight.

 

[jdb in AZ]

we need some more advises please. husband number three has gone with the goat and both they are missing for two hours in length. husband number two and husband number one have walked all over arizona and now come back too tired to discuss advices given on disboards by dissers about problem with friend of long time about taking the bus to the land of disney world or the world of disney land. i am missing both the goat and husband number three and will not be able to do any lengthy sleeping in my bed tonight. can the nice people look for the goat he might be in new mexico by now. i no longer am caring about husband number three because of less of sleep tonight.

You slipped up a bit there, Shirley. It takes longer than two hours to walk all over the state of Arizona -- and back. Especially in this heat. They wouldn't just be too tired to talk about Disney. They'd be in the land of heat stroke.

 

[jevs]

I think this is another of those acid trip feeling threads..

There are some ..interesting noobs showing up lately.

I'm feeling a little nervous posting on the CB with c.diddy and Shirley about. Don't quite know what reality I'm in at all.

 

[wishesuponastar]

Need to go to the beds now more advices later husband tells future husband number four cheque in mail

You need to go to beds, plural beds? How many beds do you sleep in?

 

[DawnM]

April 1st birthday huh?

 

[Cantw8]

 

[winterman]

Other than a thread that I read 2 minutes ago, I have never seen "advises" used before. Only "advise". Is this a regional thing?

 

[Bianca and Bernard]

Please school, start soon. Please please please

 

[lynxstch]

I'm new and have been lurking for a couple of days to get a feel for the people on dis boards you all seem like smart happy people and I'm asking for advices in my problem.

My problems are I really want to visit Walt Disney land but my friend she wants to go to the Disneyland world. This is creating conflict and bitter feelings between us. We have 7 children between us and I think the Disney world place would be better. She disagrees and tells me every day on the telephone that the Disneyland place will be better. I disagree of course because I think the Disney land world is better. We are leaving our husbands at home we have three between us. I've known this friend for a while, about 3 months but we usually click and have the same opinions. This conflict and bitterness in our life is worse than when husband number 2 didn't take the pictures off the walls when we had new siding put on and everything fell off and broke, even though husband number 3 told him to. How can I wtell this friend that she is wrong and I'm right? We would also like to know if the dining plan is worth it, and the differences between the fast passers systems at universal.

Just because its 'the rule', and I didn't see the whole thing quoted anywhere else, I had to post it in case the whole thread goes poof. I came on here feeling a little down this morning, came upon this thread, and have been sitting here reading, laughing so hard that my stomach hurts now, lol



Husband #3 is the king? What country are you from that you have a king and can drive a bus either to the World or the Land?

If this is a 'troll thread', then it's the best I've seen in awhile!!

 

[jdb in AZ]

we need some more advises please. husband number three has gone with the goat and both they are missing for two hours in length. husband number two and husband number one have walked all over arizona and now come back too tired to discuss advices given on disboards by dissers about problem with friend of long time about taking the bus to the land of disney world or the world of disney land. i am missing both the goat and husband number three and will not be able to do any lengthy sleeping in my bed tonight. can the nice people look for the goat he might be in new mexico by now. i no longer am caring about husband number three because of less of sleep tonight.

This phrase shows writing skills far superior to the illiterate phrases "Shirley" is trying to come up with. Try harder, Shirley. You haven't got our goat yet. BTW, is the missing husband's name Billy, and is he gruff?