Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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- Jul 15, 2001
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Well so why was I driving my Miata with the top down, and in my underwear. (at least I had socks on okay)
Well you see to tell you that you that I had to move it since the roofers were coming in the morning, and I decided to take it around the block is too easy.
So just lets say that last night I was reading the story Matthew posted about security making you lift your top up at the airport, well it got me so flustered and hot, that I lost control jumped in the Miata dropped the top and drove off to cool down, it was not until that truck of women pulled up next to me and started giggling that I realized I was in my underwear.
You see what effect you have on me, just the mere thought of getting to see the twin golden mounds of pintopia, drove me out of the house and onto the streets in my underwear.
And what man here has not wanted to drive around commando style Huh Huh!!! Answer that one.
So again I'm the victim here. Like later on the night when you convinced me to call Jeff and pretend I was the hotel manager, and tell him his credit card was reported stolen, and then you made me call room service order 20 shrimp cocktails to his room, and a 3:00AM wakeup call I was a mere pawn in your evil scheme.
Well you see to tell you that you that I had to move it since the roofers were coming in the morning, and I decided to take it around the block is too easy.
So just lets say that last night I was reading the story Matthew posted about security making you lift your top up at the airport, well it got me so flustered and hot, that I lost control jumped in the Miata dropped the top and drove off to cool down, it was not until that truck of women pulled up next to me and started giggling that I realized I was in my underwear.
You see what effect you have on me, just the mere thought of getting to see the twin golden mounds of pintopia, drove me out of the house and onto the streets in my underwear.
And what man here has not wanted to drive around commando style Huh Huh!!! Answer that one.
So again I'm the victim here. Like later on the night when you convinced me to call Jeff and pretend I was the hotel manager, and tell him his credit card was reported stolen, and then you made me call room service order 20 shrimp cocktails to his room, and a 3:00AM wakeup call I was a mere pawn in your evil scheme.
Just be careful in case an officer of the law pulls up beside you in a truck...you are going to have a heck of a time explaining why the back seat is strewn with jewelry, booze,a little square package and all those pins!
