Lobster

[Maleficent13]

I have Knight's phone number!!

Beware the drunk dialer!

 

[Knight]

 

[onecoolmama]

Wow you are lucky, Mal.


Now anyone for more Jello shots?

 

[Maleficent13]

Pass the jello this way!

 

[onecoolmama]

Here you go...


Is there a hose?

 

[Maleficent13]

I almost hesitate to ask what you want the hose for...

 

[onecoolmama]

Well, we are all going to need it for our stomachs after the guys get done with their jello shots!

 

[Knight]

I like this plan, one cool mama...

 

[Maleficent13]

Originally posted by onecoolmama
Well, we are all going to need it for our stomachs after the guys get done with their jello shots!

omg!!

Beware of pierced belly-buttons! We don't want any injuries!

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by Maleficent13
Beware of pierced belly-buttons! We don't want any injuries!

Important safety tips from Mal. Stay tuned for any further instructions

 

[Maleficent13]

That's me, I'm a safety girl!

 

[alabamaalan]

Were you the one on that calendar we have in the shop? You were wearing a hard hat if I recall....

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by alabamaalan
Were you the one on that calendar we have in the shop? You were wearing a hard hat if I recall....

No, no, no, that was Bob! He was wearing my dress for that picture!

 

[monkeyboy]

So I stop to siphon gas and I lost a van, a lobster, a girl, and a parrot.

I got friends in low places

 

[cynsaun]

Which girl is missing?

And, why is Bob rocking back and forth at the back of the van? Bad possum?

 

[onecoolmama]

Well, it isnt us...so who is left?

 

[monkeyboy]

I'll just take my dinner , grab a cold beer and go eat

 

[cynsaun]

Hmmm, well Jolie isn't here, Mal is gone, and Pam hasn't been around all day.


What, are we not good enough, mb?

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by cynsaun
What, are we not good enough, mb?

I would never say that

 

[onecoolmama]

Have a good dinner!