Live Trip Report: Vacation no more

[JustCor]

There's a kid screaming her head off, and it's not the usual tired baby screaming. This is the painful screams of a noticeably glowing red baby suffering from you much sub exposure while mom and dad are distracted with their beer flight. Bang up job there, parents.

 

[JustCor]

I had to try at least one thing from Flower and Garden, do I got Frushi. I never knew fruit and shipped cream could be so bland and flavorless. I could have gotten another caramel square instead.

 

[JustCor]

If my ears don't deceive me, I believe they are playing an upbeat flute rendition of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in Canada land. Interesting choice.

 

[JustCor]

I have 10 minutes until my not-needed fast pass to Mission: Space. It's very not busy at Epcot today. Even the Flower and Garden booths are mostly empty. This is my kind of crowd level.

 

[JustCor]

Prepare for blast off!

 

[JustCor]

Lt Dan, your face is sliding ought of your head. You may want to see someone about that.

 

[JustCor]

So, I didn't know Mission: Space was a motion simulation ride. The moment I looked at the screen in from if me and noticed that I was having a difficult time focusing, I knew that this was probably bit a good thing for me. For some reason, the visual element of these rides doesn't work for me. It's always blurry and my brain can never focus. Halfway through the ride, I had pretty serious vertigo. By the end I just needed to walk it off.

 

[JustCor]

I think the 15 minute standby line for Nemo is just the amount of time it takes to walk from the entrance to the cars. Was it ever that busy to need that much of a queue?

 

[JustCor]

Go find Nemo!

 

[JustCor]

And then, the dugongs.

 

[JustCor]

Somebody is going to be sleeping with the fishes.

 

[JustCor]

Duuuuuuuuuuuude! (You're getting a Dell)

 

[JustCor]

Somebody is playing around

 

[JustCor]

Spaceship Earth - 5 minute standby. Good thing I got fast passes.

 

[JustCor]

"Smile for the camera"

Oh, I will. I will.

 

[JustCor]

And now, the payoff...

Gold. Solid gold.

 

[JustCor]

OK, let's do this thing

 

[mikie1011]

that trip looks fun was it

 

[JustCor]

No, not you Eric Idle. You're better than this. You are a genius. It hurts me to see you slumming it in figment. My soul, it aches. You're singing the wrong song.

"Cheer up, Brian! Done things in life are bad. They can really make you sad. Other things can make you swear and curse...."

 

[JustCor]

that trip looks fun was it

It's been lots of fun!