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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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One Sunday morning, a little boy goes to church with his
mom. While sitting in the service, he looks up at his mom
and says, "Mommy, I have to pee, Mommy, I have to pee!!"
His mom replies, "Johnny, it's not polite to say pee in
church. From now on, when you have to pee, say 'you have
to whisper'."
The following Sunday, the boy is sitting in church with
his dad and the urge to go comes to him. He looks up at
his dad and says, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
"Alright, son," his father says, "right here in my ear!"
mom. While sitting in the service, he looks up at his mom
and says, "Mommy, I have to pee, Mommy, I have to pee!!"
His mom replies, "Johnny, it's not polite to say pee in
church. From now on, when you have to pee, say 'you have
to whisper'."
The following Sunday, the boy is sitting in church with
his dad and the urge to go comes to him. He looks up at
his dad and says, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
"Alright, son," his father says, "right here in my ear!"
