Lines in Songs You Thought Were Right But Weren't!!

[mommyseven]

Blinded by the Light....it says, "revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."

I always thought it was, "Wrapped up like a douche another moment in the night."

This is the most hilarious thread..I'm dying laughing!

 

[NHAnn]

Great thread!! These are hysterical!

Originally posted by cynsaun
I just went to a song lyrics website and for the record, it's "Deuce," not the OTHER word we all thought it was!!!

Oh my goodness, I CANNOT thank you enough for clearing up this mystery LOL


OK, here's my contribution......from the Eagles' "Take It Easy"..... (now I confess, some of us DID know the correct line but this was way more risque for us innocent catholic high school girls in the 70's ...we would sing the third verse by substituting the word "rubber" for the word "cover" ....as in:

"Well, I'm a runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load,
got a world of trouble on my mind.
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my rubber,
she's so hard to find."

 

[mommyseven]

Originally posted by NHAnn

"Well, I'm a runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load,
got a world of trouble on my mind.
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my rubber,
she's so hard to find."

Oh my goodness!! That is soooo funny!

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by NHAnn
Great thread!! These are hysterical!



"Well, I'm a runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load,
got a world of trouble on my mind.
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my rubber,
she's so hard to find."

LOL!!!! Oh, I can't take this anymore, too funny!!!

 

[Virgo10]

Originally posted by NHAnn
OK, here's my contribution......from the Eagles' "Take It Easy"..... (now I confess, some of us DID know the correct line but this was way more risque for us innocent catholic high school girls in the 70's ...we would sing the third verse by substituting the word "rubber" for the word "cover" ....as in:

"Well, I'm a runnin' down the road, tryin' to loosen my load,
got a world of trouble on my mind.
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my rubber,
she's so hard to find."

Umm, we really thought the questionable word was brother.

Sorry about that. I'll probably get thrown off the Dis but honestly we really thought that's what they were singing.

Roberta

 

[cindysteve]

Originally posted by pluto's fan
In Irene Cara's What a Feeling she says..."Take your passion and make it happen" I used to swear she was saying..."Take your pants off and make it happen"

Oh no, me too!

 

[cindysteve]

Originally posted by mommyseven
Blinded by the Light....it says, "revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."

I always thought it was, "Wrapped up like a douche another moment in the night."

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I always thought it was "Light up to see, to see the rumor in the light.

 

[mommyseven]

Originally posted by Virgo10
Umm, we really thought the questionable word was brother.

Ok, that's it. I'm going to pee my pants if this keeps up!

 

[NHAnn]

Originally posted by Virgo10
Umm, we really thought the questionable word was brother.
Sorry about that. I'll probably get thrown off the Dis but honestly we really thought that's what they were singing.

well, I'll be banned with you then

DH wants to know what I am LOL about..........

 

[laurie31]

I used to think Elton John was singing, "Burning out the strings of hell alone, instead of "Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone."

Laurie

 

[Roemama1]

My DD's are really into the movie GREASE lately.

The song at the end part of the movie that is actually, "you're the one that I want....ooh,ooh, ooh, HONEY"

MY DD's thought it was wella, wella, wella, wella....ooh, ooh, ooh, HONEY!!!

It's so funny to hear them sing it. (I did tell them what they REALLY say, though).

 

[LadyAurora]

Does anyone remember the song that Eddie Murphy sang?
He says "My girl wants to party all the time," but my mother thought he was saying "potty all the time." She wondered if his girl had a UTI, and why he would sing about it.

 

[Otto's Doll]

When my DD was 2 I loved this praise song that said "Hosanna, Hosanna" but my daughter thought it was O Shannon, O Shannon. (Shannon is my neice!)

 

[two4ruff]

My youngest sings (quite loudly) the Bon Jovi song "Shot Through the Heart" as

"Shopping Wal-Mart and you're to blame"

 

[antbritt]

Originally posted by lizdotcom99
I need a new truck....as oposed to I need a new drug....was that Huey Lewis and the News......I still laugh when I hear that song....and my mess up is Liz Phair....average everyday, same psycho!!! Rather than cycle!!!

Thats Funnny I had a friend who would actually argue with me over this. She swore it was Truck and I just couldn't ever understand how a NEW TRUCK could ever make you sick!!

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by two4ruff
My youngest sings (quite loudly) the Bon Jovi song "Shot Through the Heart" as

"Shopping Wal-Mart and you're to blame"

 

[Ilove8Trax]

I had a pop culture class where we talked about this exact thing. Some funny ones were:

Jimmy Hendrix "Excuse me While i Kiss the Sky" as Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

The Beatles Michelle My Belle; in the song there is a part of the song where they are speaking french and it sounds like they say Monkey gon play piano

And then one of my favorites, in "No Woman No Cry" by Bob Marley there is the part where he says And we will cook homeade porrige (sp) and some think it sounds like And we will cook Maury Povich

HEHE

 

[princessariel]

Originally posted by two4ruff
My husband swears the CCR song "Bad Moon on the Rise" is saying "Theres a bathroom on the right"

That's what I thought too!

The other one that comes to mind was by The Bee Gees, "More Than a Woman"....
I thought it was "Baldheaded Woman!"

 

[mom2boys]

My husband swears the CCR song "Bad Moon on the Rise" is saying "Theres a bathroom on the right".

I confess, I thought the same thing.

My other big one is "You & Me & Reverend BlueJeans". Took me a while to make sense of why they'd be with Rev. BlueJeans - then I rationaliezed that the good Rev. must be performing the wedding ceremony.

 

[MosMom]

I forgot one about Mo...

In Colors of the Wind Pocahontas sings...

"You think I'm an ignorant savage"



But she used to sing "You think I'm an ignorant sandwich"

hahaha that one always cracks me up.