Parting ways with sweet and gentle Minnie Moo and Co., we made our way back to the home on wheels. Supper was ready, which brings me to another general memory of the trip I feel compelled to share--- the subject of eating. In one word, it was weird.
My parents are foodies. They love to eat; well and often. We do too, but being that we were poor tightwads, we just couldnt afford to do that, causing a strange and uncomfortable dilemma for all involved. On the one hand, I could tell they wanted to eat more often at restaurants along the way, but for some inexplicable reason, Mom had some phobic-like aversion to cooking in the RV. Ummmm, hello, Mom, this thing has a dishwasher and more counter space than your average urban home. This was just so odd to me! It was as if when they wanted to eat out, and did, they resented the cost of their choice; yet when they chose to eat in, they resented the cooking and cleaning associated with it. I know that the trip itself was costing about 5 camels and 3 sheep in gas alone, so it seemed prudent to me to just cook in the place provided. I distinctly remember one heated disagreement over this issue at the 30th Burger King we stopped at. Wasnt a tuna sandwich and chips good enough?!
Anyway, I just couldnt afford back then to eat in the parks, so each day we ate dinners back at the ranch, but tried to either pack lunches, or pick up a CS wherever we were. Funny, this same issue reared its ugly head during our 2008 trip too. Some things never change.
Meanwhile, back at the Ranch, with another tension-filled meal out of the way, it was time to find the pool! By the time we arrived at the Meadows Pool, by way of trusty WDW Transportation Diesel Stagecoach, it must have been 8 or 9. The swimming hole was completely abandoned, and I remember thinking that even if the pool was closed, we were still going swimming. Call me Jesse James if you want, but we had arrived, I was hijacking that pool! So what if it was 50, we were goin in! I can tell you now, it lasted approximately 3. 58 minutes. Shivering, we tucked our tails and returned to our pad. But not without some excitement! Saddle up your diapers, cuz the Goobers just got their first glance at
wait for it
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AN ARMADILLO!!!
Stop it! Stop laughing right now! Youre all thinking so what- its an armadillo! OK, so I dont think seeing camels or yurts, or eating boiled sheeps heads is all that exciting anymore, but you might. You might even leak a little to see the dromedaries standing in the bus stops! When I tell you that we got pretty excited over an armadillo, I really mean it. There you have it, another confession. We liked the armadillos at the Fort. We thought the little bunnies, lizards, wild turkeys and cranes we cool too! Maroo, wanna go for an armadillo hunt one night? Itd be like a Snipe Hunt, but even more fun! You can see Spectro anytime; armadillos you cannot.
All swum out, after our 3.58 minutes, and armadillo excitement behind us, it was time for bed. DH got himself all snuggled down in his little hovel under the motor home, and the rest of us tucked in wherever we could find room inside. Yup, you read that right; he brought a sleeping bag, rolled it our under the RV and slept right there. He knew itd be crowded on the inside, but I guess he was worried it might rain in the night. Whatever
That night I fell asleep to the sound of the ferries and launches blowing their merry horns on the 7 Seas Lagoon, eager to know what tomorrow would hold when our little posse crossed over to the Land of Magical Adventures.