Part 2 Cometh, It Did!
Well, sort of.
Lets back up a bit in this story
The week prior to our departure was incredibly stressful. Sure, there was the usual and expected pre-trip stress of planning, packing and preparing. And, absolutely, it was increased by the added tension involved with finishing up the summer session of school for me. But on top of all that, I was dealing with Fuzzy Hurricane Stress.
Fuzzy Hurricane Stress involves the semi-rational wringing of ones brain cells as he or she attempts to guess (A) where said hurricane might come ashore, (2) at what strength said hurricane might hit and () how much damage ones dwelling might withstand form said hurricane without collapsing.
As Fay came barreling across (okay, maybe limping a bit) the Atlantic, it turned into the Gulf of Mexico. Here, in my Gulf-coast Florida home, we watched
and waited
as Fay seemed to be making a beeline for us
and then she turned!
Not that I wish a storm on anyone, but lets be honest if you live in Florida, youre ALWAYS happy to see a storm go somewhere other than
your city. Right?
(As I write this, Ike is nailing TX - my heart goes out to everyone there. I lived through Hugo - I know.
)
Problem was, Fay crossed over FL right where I needed to go. And then she sat there on the east coast, waiting, biding her time
getting ready to COME BACK!!!
So, in addition to trying to figure out what top looked best with which shorts, and how many swimsuits we might want for multiple days spent poolside (HA!), I was dealing with Fuzzy Hurricane Stress as our vacation began and for several days into it. I went from fearing for my home, to fearing for the drive to WDW, to fearing for Lauralee and Kate, who were also driving through it, to fearing for the sanctity of The Plan.
The Plan.
Which had us sweating it out in cool, summer-weight clothes in the blistering sun.
The Plan.
Which asked that we wrap up any park-touring by 11am so as to enjoy WDWs water facilities to their fullest.
The Plan.
Which was staring me in the face. And laughing its little semi-colons off. As I watched the weather report upon waking on Day 1, Aug. 21.
Curse Fay and her womanly ways!
Ahem.
I had no idea what the day might hold for Leo and I, beyond a lot of rain, but we talked about it and decided wed try the morning EMH at MK and if it was miserable, wed just stop. But first, I had to get us and our stuff to SSR.
It was sprinkling when we left POR, and raining when we pulled into the porte corchere at SSR. I handed over a few bags and the cooler to Bell Services and we scampered through the rain drops wearing our rain jackets to check in. Id requested a room in the Springs section of SSR
and my wish was granted! Id requested a top floor
and my wish was granted! Things were looking up. Room wasnt ready for us yet, but I wasnt ready to move in either, so it was all good.
Leo and I had a talk about transportation.
I planned on avoiding the buses this trip. Ive been experimenting all year, and taking my car is almost always faster. But Leo, for some reason, was insistent on bussing it over to the MK. I figured what the heck wed get just as rained-upon riding the parking lot ram as walking from the bus stop, right? Fair enough. I parked the car right next to the Springs stop and we waited a few minutes for the MK bus to arrive.
Heres something kind of interesting: we walked right into the MK. With our annual passes. No one, NO ONE ever asked to see that we were resort guests and thereby entitled to participate in EMHs. Interesting.
Okay. I still had The Plan, and The Plan called for a first ride on the Speedway.
Nope. Not in the rain.
Rain 1, Plan 0.
Instead, we rode BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! as our first ride of the trip, where I picked up this nice little score:
Its all about the volcanoes baby. Trust V.
Next on the list: Pooh.
Only we spotted the teacups and thought we should ride before it got any rainier.
Rain 2, Plan 0.
The teacups are fairly new to us. I suffered a couple concussions playing soccer in high school and spinning leaves me really, really dizzy. But I love the spinney rides anyway, and Ive been waiting for Leo to get interested. Clearly he was! For that moment anyway.
After that, we got back on track with Pooh and Peter Pan.
Rain 2, Plan 2.
There was no rushing at that point no one was there! A few brave souls were out for the extra hour, but not many.
Funny thing was, it wasnt bad out at all. The rain was pretty thin, not that horrid torrential stuff, and was descending vertically. A combination of jackets and umbrellas was keeping us plenty dry. The ponchos remained in their folded state inside my bag.
Which was something of a mistake.
Because next up was one of Leos favorites, Jungle Cruise. It wasnt really raining at that point, but guess where we were seated? On the little section with no awning overhead. The seat wasnt just wet, it contained an actual puddle.
Allow me to point out that we were not the last party to board. And we were the only people
not wearing ponchos. So I believe there was a conscious decision made by the lodaing CM to place our dry fannies into the wettest part of the boat. Not. Nice.
With nowhere else to go, I sat as little of me as possible onto the very edge of the seat, hovering as if the Jungle Cruise were actually a toilet in the City Hall ladies room.
shudder I managed to perch there for a while, but my thighs began to cramp and the man sitting next to me (in his poncho curses!) was giving me the stink-eye.
So I sat.
Aaaaallll the way back.
Eeeeewwww. It wasnt just wet. It was warm and wet. Like
well you know.
Great, not only would it
look like Id wet my pants, it would also
feel like Id wet my pants.
Thanks Jungle Cruise! Not.
At any rate, Leo enjoyed his cruise, as usual, and I suppose his joy is worth wearing a wet pair of shorts for a while. We headed over to the Pirates next, which was its usual level of goodness, and we once again avoided the Pirate Tutorial. sigh
The Plan next assigned us to the Barnstormer.
Only neither of us wanted to storm the barn in the rain. Yes, it was coming down again.
Rain 3, Plan 4.
The Plan also dictated a ride on the train
uh-uh
and a visit to Tom Sawyers Island
nope.
Rain 5, Plan 4.
It was 10am and we were DONE! Not that we werent having a good time
we were having a great time! Really. One of my most enjoyable days was that rainy, icky, un-crowded 2ish hours at the MK. With my favorite boy. And his foaming sandals.
Say what?!
Yes, Leo had him some foaming sandals. About a week before the trip, I realized my plan of having him mostly wear sneakers wasnt going to work with all the expected precipitation. (Im tired of typing rain) And he doesnt walk well in his Croc clogs. I bought him some new Lands End Sandals, but they gave him blisters the first time he wore them. I quickly placed an online order for Tevas and they arrived the day before we went to WDW.
It was the Tevas Leo wore that first touring morning, and as we left Adventureland, he giggled, grabbed my arm and pointed at his toes, saying Look Mommy bubbles!
Sure, and strangely, enough, his sandals were foaming up! Why? I still have no idea. I had him splash around in some puddles to rinse them off
they just got sudsier. It was actually pretty amusing. I mean, how many people get to squish around with foamy toes whilst at the MK?!
Sadly, the Tevas were also giving him a blister, despite their foamy novelty. Good thing we were almost ready to leave.
We had one last stop. Leo was hungry for a snack and Id forgotten to pack one. Wed had breakfast in the room, but it was wearing off and all Leo wanted was a bagel. So we waited in the longest line of the entire trip at the Main St. Bakery for a bagel. And a therapeutic, warm cinnamon roll to treat my Fuzzy Hurricane Stress.
Of course, given the line and raininess, there was nary a seat to be found in the bakery by the time wed paid for our carb-fix. I steered us out and down the sidewalk, around the corner, thinking wed find a seat up at Noodleland. Oodles of Noodles. Noodle World. Whatever it is.
BUT
Before we even got past the first patio table outside the Plaza restaurant, the heavens shone down upon us. Literally! The clouds parted, the rain ceased and the sun shone. I grabbed my wad of napkins and wiped off a chair for us each and we enjoyed our treats without aid of umbrella, poncho or roof. It was perfect!
Until Leo dropped half his bagel on the ground. Cream cheese side down.
Oh well. We shared the rest of my cinnamon roll and got a very nice CM to snap a pic of us:
And, with that, we made our way back to the busses and whatever might await us at SSR.
Next up: Reunions!