Let's Put a Dome Over Canada!

[MIGrandma]

Everyone is talking about how cold it is where they live.

I'm reading Stephen King's "Under the Dome" and it gave me the bright idea that we should build a huge dome over Canada so they keep their freakin' cold air to themselves!!

Saw the weather map this morning and the jet stream from Canada is dipping way, way down even into Florida. Florida is only going to have a high of 56 today. Brrrr!!!!

Almost every time we have cold weather, it comes from Canada. Our summer was even cooler than normal, because of Canada's cold air.

Keep your cold air to yourselves, you Canadians!!

 

[Stitchfans]

Have relatives there. Note to self only visit them in the summer. Maybe.

 

[BCDisneyFanatic]

As any scientist will tell you, there is no such thing as "cold", only an absence of heat

Therefore, stop being so greedy and send some of your heat north! Everyone above the 49th parallel will thank you

(Of course, it's 33 deg C/ 91 deg F here in Santiago today, so I'm not complainin')

 

[Tiger926]

Everyone is talking about how cold it is where they live.

I'm reading Stephen King's "Under the Dome" and it gave me the bright idea that we should build a huge dome over Canada so they keep their freakin' cold air to themselves!!

Saw the weather map this morning and the jet stream from Canada is dipping way, way down even into Florida. Florida is only going to have a high of 56 today. Brrrr!!!!

Almost every time we have cold weather, it comes from Canada. Our summer was even cooler than normal, because of Canada's cold air.

Keep your cold air to yourselves, you Canadians!!

This is funny coming from a Michigander. I live very close to Michigan, and you guys send us a fair share of your cold too. I would suspect that if we had a dome put over our country, Michigan and Ohio should be covered up too!

Stay warm, Tiger

 

[Goofycampers]

I'm all for it!

 

[kimblebee]

Excuse me, but every time we get a snowstorm it comes from Colorado LOL Maybe we should have a dome to keep your snow out
I don't know why you think it is so cold here. Just because it's -29C (-20F) without the windchill doesn't make it too cold. And that's without the windchill. Want to know what it is with the windchill??? -40C (-40F) At least it's a dry cold.

 

[DVC~OKW~96]

Have ya'll really read that book? Having a dome over an area of the earth was not a good thing... just sayin'...

 

[DisneyJules]

Please note, we don't like the cold anymore than you do. I don't know what my grandparents were thinking when they moved here.

 

[lizzyb]

This is funny coming from a Michigander. I live very close to Michigan, and you guys send us a fair share of your cold too. I would suspect that if we had a dome put over our country, Michigan and Ohio should be covered up too!

Stay warm, Tiger

I agree!

 

[aprilgail2]

I curse Canada on a daily basis the entire winter!!

 

[crashbb]

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that ***** Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

 

[starrzone]

Therefore, stop being so greedy and send some of your heat north! Everyone above the 49th parallel will thank you

Yeah, what they said!!! I've had quite enough of the negative temps here and am MORE than ready to get some of that desert heat that you folks seem to be able to conjure up! Just don't melt the ice and send the polar bears adrift on us...

 

[Cruisin]

Everyone is talking about how cold it is where they live.

I'm reading Stephen King's "Under the Dome" and it gave me the bright idea that we should build a huge dome over Canada so they keep their freakin' cold air to themselves!!

Saw the weather map this morning and the jet stream from Canada is dipping way, way down even into Florida. Florida is only going to have a high of 56 today. Brrrr!!!!

Almost every time we have cold weather, it comes from Canada. Our summer was even cooler than normal, because of Canada's cold air.

Keep your cold air to yourselves, you Canadians!!

This is funny coming from a Michigander. I live very close to Michigan, and you guys send us a fair share of your cold too. I would suspect that if we had a dome put over our country, Michigan and Ohio should be covered up too!

Stay warm, Tiger

Please keep your cold weather to yourself

I live in Canada and am probably further south than a lot of you complaining people

And yes I agree, it's too darn cold. I feel like I'm living in the deep freeze and with the wind blowing so hard, makes it ten times worse.

Awh, well, what can you do

I know......

Look in my signature

 

[suejai]

Aww, you guys are all just jealous 'cause you're not as tough as us and can't handle a little bit of Arctic chill.