Thursday, September 25
Barbados or Rhianna and Oprah's House
I was looking forward to Barbados. I had a former coworker that was from Barbados and he always talked about how beautiful it was. I had tours booked for today. The first was a tour of the Agapey chocolate factory that I had heard about from someone on my cruise FB page. The second tour was in the afternoon to go see the monkeys.
I signed up for the chocolate tour online but found that I had the last spot. My friends Deb and her daughter Kayla wanted to go to so I emailed Agapey and they said they reserved a couple of slots just for cases like mine so we were all able to go! The tour cost $18pp. The factory is within walking distance of the pier in the industrial area. We were able to find it without much issue although there are no street signs in the area!
I was not able to take pictures here. The chocolate factory is a very small factory run by a gentleman from Canada who no longer wanted to work for someone else and wanted to live in paradise. So he gave up his chemical engineering job and moved to Barbados! He uses cocoa beans and sugar from Grenada and makes his artisan chocolate. He showed us all the equipment he uses from the roaster to the grinders and mixers. He explained the chocolate making process. We tasted each ingredient and then tasted each kind of chocolate he produces. The whole process was fascinating and you could really taste each individual ingredient. When the tour was over, we were able to purchases chocolate bars to take home. I have a stash that I am currently hoarding! It pairs quite well with red wine.
After the tour, we agreed to split a cab back to the pier with the other family on the tour with us. They had their older parents and as hot as it was, we didn't really want to walk back.
Once back onboard, we dropped our purchases in the cabin. I grabbed some chicken fingers and went down to meet my tour group for the Monkey tour. It looked like it was going to rain so Disney handed out brand new ponchos to everyone on the tour.
Depart the Bridgetown Port and travel northward through the middle of the island to the Highland Adventure Centre, located more than 1,000 feet above sea level. Enjoy a cool drink while admiring the spectacular scenery.
Descend the rugged hills of the Scotland District and onto the Wildlife Reserve for the Green Monkey Experience. Originally founded as a sanctuary for African green monkeys, the reserve is now home to other animals as well, including deer, tortoises, and hares. All animals (except snakes and parrots) are free to roam the reserve. Wander along the tree-lined paths and see how many creatures you can spot amid the leafy branches. Note: Monkey sightings at the reserve, while common, cannot be guaranteed.
After your approximate 60-minute visit, the drive continues through historic Holetown, where the first settlers landed in 1627. Travel through the bustling district known as the "Gold Coast" with its many hotels, restaurants and private residences. Be sure to bring your camera, as there are many excellent photo opportunities along the way!
Make your way back to the pier.
I will say it now. This was the worst tour I have ever been on. It was terrible!
We headed out to big busses and drove up to this overlook/tourist trap where we were given a soda, water, or rum punch.
The view was ok but we stayed here for over an hour and there was nothing to do. Our guide was also not good. I know I had been spoiled by Roostah the previous day but she was just not personable.
We finally headed to the wildlife reserve where the monkeys lived. It had started raining by then and the wildlife preserve was basically a small park area with really uneven brick paths underneath the trees. There were turtles everywhere! Everything was very chaotic. Our guide yelled at us to follow her but everyone was confused. She started pushing us towards the reptile house even though we heard that the monkey feeding was taking place elsewhere. She got really mad when we wouldn't follow her through the reptile house.
There were little deer around too.
Best part of the tour? Two turtles making sweet, sweet love.
Peacocks
We finally found the monkeys hanging around the food. They would go run over grab the food and then jump back in the trees above your head. It was really hard to get around as the food was in one location and all the turtles, deer, birds, and monkeys were trying to get it as well as all the people on the tour as well as a million little kids. It was hard to get around on the slippery bricks while avoiding stepping in poop or getting trampled by other people.
Feeding trough
I had enough so I headed back up to the front gate area and got my free drink. After a long time, we finally loaded back on the busses and went back to the pier. A lot of the drive back was by hotels and condos. The guide spent the whole time talking about Rhianna and Oprah. I really don't think I got a good idea of Barbados. Someone asked about gay marriage in Barbados and the the guide almost blew a gasket. Apparently she is not for it.
We finally got back to the ship and I did not tip the guide. She looked kind of peeved but I didn't really care! Deb and I want to guest services to complain about the tour. The CM gave us a form to fill out with our experiences. I filled it out and dropped it off before dinner.
Dinner was the Captain's Gala and we were in Luminere's.
Sweet corn, asian pear, and jicama slaw
Lobster Tail
Pork tenderloin
Banana Creme Brulee
I did not care for the lobster. It was really tough. The creme brulee was one of the nastiest things I have ever put in my mouth. It was truly awful.
I think I skipped out of dinner early to go play bingo. (I might have my days mixed up! Cynthia, correct me if I'm wrong!) On my way, I ran into Cynthia and Jeff and we chatted for a bit. They were headed to change and to go to Palo. I missed bingo and as Cynthia was leaving my tablemates showed up with 4 Grand Marnier souffles! The server brought more tonight! I wasn't hungry to we went up to the pool deck and found our other tablemate in the hottub and gave them to her.

She ate one of them while in the hot tub! After that I headed to my cabin for the night.
I'm sure Barbados is lovely but I did not enjoy my afternoon. Hopefully I can go back someday and see another side of the island.
Jill in CO