Forget Barry Bonds. I want to see the ad where someone says "Hey Disduck. Know that you've hit 1000 posts what are you going to do?" (insert what kozmo said 4 posts ago here)
BTW, I've heard a rumor that when you hit 1000 posts Pete gives you a free trip to WDW. Let me know if this is true as I need to start planning next year's vacation.