OMG, wash, dry, watch your own clothes. Throw the stinking clothes in the suitcase. Tip your room steward. Easy peasy.
Why is Tinkerbell blonde? Is her pizzie dust planet friendly? Edible? Try washing that crap out. I'm PizzieDuster ~ I know.
Thanks for the giggle on someone suing someone for touching their laundry. Still giggling. Attorney: "What can I help you with."
"Well, someone touched my clothes."
"Do you have video?"
"No."
"I'll get a court order for video of any persons entering or exiting the laundry room."
"Okay."
"What are your damages?"
"I'm now traumatized and can no longer ever ever use a public laundry room again and my yoga pants are RUINED!"
"That's good, that's good, what about seeing a dryer, does the dryer give you nightmares?" "Um, yes!"
"That's good, that's good. What about seeing Mickey in person? Did this incident cause you to never want to see Mickey again?"
"Um, ya."
"That's good, this is good. Now I just need a $5,000 retainer. This is good. Disney will pay for this - let's set a standard, demand that they put signs up. Ya, this is good. I get paid if I win, if I don't you pay for everything. Sign here."