pumba
DIS PUMBARIZER
- Joined
- Dec 28, 1999
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>Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know
>> each other so well, they decided to get married.
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>> One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
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>> The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom
>> was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
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>> After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and
>> said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk
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>> "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
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>> Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
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>> "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
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>> Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to
>> enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes.
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>> Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> each other so well, they decided to get married.
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>> One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
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>> The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom
>> was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
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>> After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and
>> said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk
broom!!!
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>> "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
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>> "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
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>> Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to
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>> Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!
