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[Cinderella's Fella]

When driving past a cemetery, 'They put the fence up to keep everyone in!'

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.

“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.

After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”

“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.

“ …Which bus would I take home?”

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!

 

[baseballmickey]

 

[trennr]

Last

 

[DisDr.]

Last.

 

[theduck619]

Last

 

[DisDr.]

The end.

 

[katoot]

And they all lived happily ever after.


Fin.

 

[DisDr.]

Amen.

 

[katoot]

And the moral of this story is:

Never play the Last game when the mods are away.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

I just want to be LAST! like you!

 

[katoot]

I just want to be LAST! like you!

For some reason, the Jungle Book just popped into my head


Maybe we could go halvsies on it?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

For some reason, the Jungle Book just popped into my head


Maybe we could go halvsies on it?

One of the first Disney Movie that I saw at the theater.

 

[katoot]

One of the first Disney Movie that I saw at the theater.

I think Bambi was my first. Went to see it with my grandparents when I was maybe 3 or 4...of course, not in the original run...this was in the mid-80s...

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

One LAST! post before I go to bed.

 

[DisDr.]

And.....scene.
Last.