Last one to post........... Part 30

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You don't know what cleaning is:sad1: :sad1: ...I have tons to do. Picture this in your mind. A four level newer house, 10 kids (I run a daycare), then our main bathroom is all torn apart. No sink, no tub, no floor...nothing. In my family room I have a jaccuzie sitting there, a vanity base and tower, a marble counter top, a toilet, 24 boxes of marble flooring, and 41 boxes of wall tile, and I shouldn't have to say this but it's EASTER and my house is a MESS. Also to top it off my jaccuzie came damaged.:mad: :sad2:so basically I want to cry. Anyone in the Ontario area want to come over and help me clean and make perogies and cabbage rolls too. Please, pretty please. Come on eeyoresmountainpals, it will be like a DIS meet.:rolleyes1 :rotfl:

That's a little to far for a DIS meet for me! :lmao:

But I have been in somewhat of the same position so I can sympathize. When we bought our house it was a two bedroom, one-story ranch style house. We added on a second story so we now have five bedrooms and a loft. We also have a room upstairs that will someday be a bathroom but for now it's a walk-in closet! ;) And we did all the remodeling while we were living in the house - with four kids. We also gutted the kitchen four years ago and re-did that.
 
That's a little to far for a DIS meet for me! :lmao:

But I have been in somewhat of the same position so I can sympathize. When we bought our house it was a two bedroom, one-story ranch style house. We added on a second story so we now have five bedrooms and a loft. We also have a room upstairs that will someday be a bathroom but for now it's a walk-in closet! ;) And we did all the remodeling while we were living in the house - with four kids. We also gutted the kitchen four years ago and re-did that.

Wow - You did alot to your house.
 

Wow - You did alot to your house.

My friend and I were talking about scrapbooks the other day and I told her I need to start a scrapbook of the house. All the before and after pics. We bought this house 16 years ago and it has been nothing but a work-in-progress ever since.
 
My friend and I were talking about scrapbooks the other day and I told her I need to start a scrapbook of the house. All the before and after pics. We bought this house 16 years ago and it has been nothing but a work-in-progress ever since.

That would really be cool. And something to look back on down the road. :thumbsup2
 
I just found another recipe I like. I was going to fix asparagus with hollandaise sauce but I found this...

http://www.bettycrocker.com/Recipes...7B3124ADF4225E98A2B3E6184A2F863AF737D2D675B68

I think the honey mustard will compliment the flavor of the ham.

I guess that would be good if you liked that. :rolleyes1 Not a fan of asparagus.

Yeah, I guess I'll put it on my "things to do in my lifetime" list. :lmao:

Yep. But this one is should be something fun to do. So put it at the top of the list. :thumbsup2
 
A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.



The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.



Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.



The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.



A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.



She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.



"I feel terrible," !
he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."



The blonde says,
"Don't worry."



She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.



She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.



The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.



Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.



The man is astonished.



He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"



The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.



It says..





(Are you ready for this?)











(Are you sure?)











(This is bad!)











(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)











(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)











(You know you're gonna be sorry)











(Last chance)











(OK, here it is)










It says,







"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

:lmao:
 
:yay: I have good news. My DSis is FINALLY having her garage sale....it was supposed to have been last November :rolleyes1 I took a bunch of stuff up there last weekend (to get it out of my house :) ), but I may do another quick round of decluttering before next week :thumbsup2
 
:yay: I have good news. My DSis is FINALLY having her garage sale....it was supposed to have been last November :rolleyes1 I took a bunch of stuff up there last weekend (to get it out of my house :) ), but I may do another quick round of decluttering before next week :thumbsup2

I love to get rid of stuff. :woohoo:


What do you think???? After that joke!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


What, it wasn't THAT bad, was it?? :rolleyes1
 
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