Last one to post........... Part 17

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Mom2Ashli said:
I know what you mean. I can't believe Ash is going to be 7. It sounds so old.
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Tell me about it-We're planning on Oldest DS Graduation party and B-Day party combo-He's going to be 19 on March 6th :sad2:
 
Mom2Ashli said:
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I figure I will not be able to finish my room until the end of February. We have something going EVERY darn weekend in Februay. :guilty:

I need to move the furniture out away from the walls and paint.


You poor thing..."something" going on every weekend....like trips to WDW! :rotfl:
 

Same here-break time-and then off to DD's Eye Dr appt.-find out how she's been doing since she officially graduated from the eye clinic at Children's Hosp-she was getting treated for lazy eye and they say she's completely healed/corrected now!!! :wizard:
 
OK !!! that better,it's back on-but now it's going off-or I'll never get everything done-see you all later-have a great afternoon!!! :wave2:
 
I just noticed "The Notebook" is the next movie in my queue.
 
Since we've all been talking about doing our taxes I thought you'd all enjoy seeing the email I just got....


Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer



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eeyoresmountainpals said:
Since we've all been talking about doing our taxes I thought you'd all enjoy seeing the email I just got....


Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer



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