Land Of Sensible Enjoyable Reality-based Sweethearts.-AKA The "LOSERS" come on in!

[Lintasare]

Everyone got all their stuff? Queenie do you have Slobbermouth? Don't want to leave him again. Might scare off the new owners. Let me just put out the sign...

 

[malibuconlee]

Did the tetracycline work for him? Thinking about going to the derm. myself, I'm too old to break out!

It really supposed to be a short term solution. THAT'S a funny story itself. The derm he saw was one that came to town a couple of times a month. After his initial visit every time they went in they couldn't find his records. He was on his dad's insurance at the time, and his dad worked as a sheriff's deputy. After the doctor was busted for drug related charges we joked that was the reason why he always "lost" DH's records.

DH had good results with Proactiv. Give it a try. Now he won't spend the money on it, but he's much better about actually putting moisturizer on his face, something he didn't do before. He has dry skin that breaks out.

It's much better, but at almost 35 he still gets some good ones from time to time.

 

[PlutosFriend]

Maybe I should rephrase that.....

It should read "If you can't laugh when someone tells you that their 2 year old painted with his own output... OR... if you can't laugh if your OWN two year old paints with his own output (you are allowed 20 minutes of the "why did I decide to have children?" mental conversation).... "

OK, that is more like it! I was worried!

Here's our new address!

Add the rules I forgot!
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=23863693#post23863693

See you all there

 

[nataliela]

Did the tetracycline work for him? Thinking about going to the derm. myself, I'm too old to break out!

I was on it and it didn't work...I've pretty much tried everything there is!

Rule #1: no discussion of pimple popping.

Rule #1 - If the queen mum would drop by right now to your house for tea and you would gladly let her in - you are not allowed to post. For two reasons = #1. You have better friends than we all do. #2. Obviously, your house is so sparkling clean that you don't need to run around doing the "closet shove"

Rule #2 - If you can't laugh at a two year old that fingerpaints with his own output - you are not welcome.

Rule #3 - If you own a label maker - AND USE IT, you are not allowed in this forum

Rule #4 - If you were asked by your son/daughter's school to bring green food in, and you were excited to do this (without an internal "oh crap") - you aren't allowed

Rule #5 - If you notice a sticky spot on the floor, and immediately rush to get the mop - you won't be welcome here

Rule #6 - If you fold your underwear, iron your sheets, or space the hanging items in your closet exactly 3" apart - you need not apply

Rule #7 - If never in your entire parenting existinance have you heard the words "you are the meanest mom EVER" - you are wasting your time here

Rule#7.2 - If you actually own a trophy that says "Mother of the Year" - you aren't allowed to post

Rule #8 - If you know right off the top of your head what gets peeps out of carpet, you won't be welcome. Well.... on second thought, maybe you will be. You never know when that kind of information comes in handy!!




Hows that to start?

Love them!!

Except, I'm not a mom to humans....But my husband told me that I will be a mean mom?

I qualify on none of the above accounts----does that mean I can join????

Welcome!!! You can help us pack the dirty plates for the move!


See yall on the new thread!

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

The dirty plates are staying. I vote that we use nothing but paper products and Dixie cups at the new place. Use em, and toss em.

 

[mdrob214]

Rule #1 - If the queen mum would drop by right now to your house for tea and you would gladly let her in - you are not allowed to post. For two reasons = #1. You have better friends than we all do. #2. Obviously, your house is so sparkling clean that you don't need to run around doing the "closet shove"

Rule #2 - If you can't laugh at a two year old that fingerpaints with his own output - you are not welcome.

Rule #3 - If you own a label maker - AND USE IT, you are not allowed in this forum

Rule #4 - If you were asked by your son/daughter's school to bring green food in, and you were excited to do this (without an internal "oh crap") - you aren't allowed

Rule #5 - If you notice a sticky spot on the floor, and immediately rush to get the mop - you won't be welcome here

Rule #6 - If you fold your underwear, iron your sheets, or space the hanging items in your closet exactly 3" apart - you need not apply

Rule #7 - If never in your entire parenting existinance have you heard the words "you are the meanest mom EVER" - you are wasting your time here

Rule#7.2 - If you actually own a trophy that says "Mother of the Year" - you aren't allowed to post

Rule #8 - If you know right off the top of your head what gets peeps out of carpet, you won't be welcome. Well.... on second thought, maybe you will be. You never know when that kind of information comes in handy!!




Hows that to start?

I suddenly hear Jeff Foxworthy in my head.....

If a crumpled up paper towel dropped over a sticky spot on the floor is an accpetable solution....youuuuu might be a loser.

If you and your spouse ignore cat vomit for 3 days hoping the other will give up and admit they see it and clean it up.....youuuuuuu might be a loser

If fake and bake is your idea of gourmet cooking....youuuuuu might be a loser.

If your dust bunnies are bigger then the Easter Bunny....youuuuuu might be a loser.

If your coats are on the floor because they will not fit in the closet....youuuuuu might be a loser.

If the drive-thru attended recognizes your voice when you pull up and pre-fills your order....youuuuuuu might be a loser.

I just wanted to post here one more time. I'm not bringin' anything with me to the new place, though. I am too lazy to pack. See you over there!

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Awww crud I almost missed the move thanks to sucky week part 2 AKA -another kid up all night throwing up, waiting for the third child to get sick now & then mommy will get sick right before Easter kind of week.
I think I'll just leave all my junk here and buy new stuff for the new place, with the exception of the bucket I need on hand right now.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Aw, poor Tink.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Awww crud I almost missed the move thanks to sucky week part 2 AKA -another kid up all night throwing up, waiting for the third child to get sick now & then mommy will get sick right before Easter kind of week.
I think I'll just leave all my junk here and buy new stuff for the new place, with the exception of the bucket I need on hand right now.

Lets hope kid #3/mom miss the crud Must skip the DH or you'll really hear how he is at deaths door

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Lets hope kid #3/mom miss the crud Must skip the DH or you'll really hear how he is at deaths door

Me too. Knowing my luck I will get it right before Easter (like Sat. night).
DH is still at school in TX, but he doesn't moan when he's sick. He just likes to be left alone & sleeps.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Just trying an expirement.....

Last post was 3750, so this one shouldn't go through.

Just wondering what happens when the thread gets too big.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Hmmm, it did go through.

Are we supposed to stop posting, or is it supposed to be automatically locked, or does it go til a Mod notices it and locks it?

 

[It's A Happy Day]

I know the last one the mods eventually locked it down so I'm guessing it gets flagged for lockdown......

Emergency, Emergency, this post has reached 250 pages, Lockdown, lockdown.


Or maybe like get smart......

This post will self destruct after 250 pages (god knows what we've done with it)

 

[Jack-Jack]

This thread is now LOCKED.

 

[mirthmaiden]

I feel like we're runners on Logan's Run, waited to be terminated.

 

[KathyTX]

Terminated.