I'm doing chefs in two weeks because I have a 9 year old who loves French and wants to have that experience....fair enough. I have read enough reviews of the place to realize that it is either going to be the worst meal of my life, the best thing I've ever eaten, or something in between.
Seriously... it's the one restaurant where I have never found a consistent opinion on the place. Accordingly, I believe we will all be sucked into a wormhole and thrown into an alternate universe with a slightly altered timeline while eating there, and that when we return, we'll all be 1/4 taller.
That way, when that doesn't happen, I can't possibly be disappointed in the experience.