Knock knock.....who's there?? Post your best (CLEAN) knock knock jokes......

[marshallandcartersmo]

DS4 is big into jokes lately. I visited his preschool today and he and his buddies were telling knock knock jokes and just cracking up!!

I sadly, only have 2 good (clean) jokes to share. Post your favorites!! I'll start:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?

Aw, why are you crying???

 

[MushyMushy]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c... MOO!

 

[MassJester]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Panther
Panther who?
Panter no panth I'm goin' swimmin'

 

[Mrs.Toad]

Knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

 

[wdwgal]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who
Olive you (I love you)

I remember driving my Dad crazy with that one ... don't think he loved it

One more...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who
Cargo beep beep

That's about enough corniness (is that a word?) for one night

wdwgal

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Knock knock
Who's there?
That's exactly right!
What? Who's there?
You are correct!
WHO IS THERE?
You're correct my friend!
WOULD YOU JUST TELL ME WHO IS THERE??
Who.
Who?
Who.
Who?
Who.
Who?
Who!
Who?
WHO!
Who?
Oh forget it!

 

[Mrs.Toad]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who
Cargo beep beep

Oh, that reminds me of another corny one!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cowgo
Cowgo who?
No, cow go moo!

 

[freckles and boo]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Panther
Panther who?
Panter no panth I'm goin' swimmin'

Have you been watching Zaboomafoo? My kids love that joke.

 

[MassJester]

Have you been watching Zaboomafoo? My kids love that joke.

I have to tell you, one of the guys on my Trial Team came out with it and it's made me snicker much more than it should have.

 

[TinkInPink]

Knock Knock
Whose there?
You know
You Know who?
Avada Kadavra!!!

 

[tonilea]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Are you a cowboy? or as my 3 yr old says "You a cowboy!"

 

[escape]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play?

 

[marshallandcartersmo]

These all made me smile.

It's so cute how little ones love the corniest jokes.

I'll pass them on! Thanks

 

[Briarmom]

DD4's favorite:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who.
Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!