Kids say the cutest things....inspired by the mispronunciation thread

[kadaten]

I know all kids do this...say something that makes total sense to them, but it just funny as all get out due to their not-quite-understanding...

For instance..
DH had a hole in his sock. DD (3) saw it and got very concerned. "OH NO, Daddy! You got a hole in your sock! Daddy! You stepped on a hole! You stepped on a HOLE!!"

Yes, DD thinks the hole got there because Daddy stepped on it and it came off the ground and onto his sock. Holes work like gum and dirt, don't they? Well, needless to say, we just chuckled, and it made her mad, but we couldn't help it...it was just so darn cute in it's simplicity and misunderstanding

 

[tcfdick]

When my DS was 7 yrs. he talked about getting vaporized. It took us quite some time to figure out he meant he was wanting to be baptized (we are Baptist). For a long time he talked about his vaporizing at church and we always had to explain to our friends what he meant.

 

[msdznyduck]

at about 3, DD would say "Scare me" when something scared her.
DS was 2 when DD came home from the hospital, and after a particularly trying day, he told me to "put her to bed", cause he had about had it with her that day.
He also called her a "strange child" when he was about 3..........the name stuck

 

[BriarfoxinWA]

My younger DS(6 at the time) decided last year that my DH & I needed to "get married" again. He wanted a little brother or sister and in order for that to happen - we needed to get married again. Obviously we have been married twice since we have 2 children!

The fact that his aunt has a baby and has not been married really threw him for a loop!

 

[kilee]

My mom, DS (then 4) and I were at the hair cutters to get DS a haircut. Well for some reason he was insistent on having his head shaved bald (100% bald not just a buzz cut). Of course I wasn't going to let him do this. So the hairdresser was telling DS that he needed to save some of the hair on his head to protect it from the sun. He asked if hair stopped sunburn. We told him yes. He then went on to say VERY LOUDLY-- grandma, is that why your face is so white? Because of how hairy it is?

My mom was mortified!!!

 

[campingcorgi]

My 3 year old great niece came home from pre-school one day after chapel and told us she didn't want to go live up in the sky with Jesus--'it sounds dangerous!'

 

[KatelynnsAuntie]

Last August my niece (7) and I flew to WDW. After we had been in the air for a few minutes she was looking intently out the window. She then turned to me and said, "So where's heaven?"

Just last weekend she got baptized. The minister was directly asking her the questions to be answered but was asking her mom the questions for her 2 yr old sister, who was also baptized. Her mom later told her how proud she was of her and my niece said "I was so nervous, I almost blew my lines!"

I know there's more, but those are the ones that come to mind.

 

[Figment22]

When my now 14 year old son was almost 3 years old, we were down at WDW in early December and went to the Christmas pageant that they used to have at the Marketplace. Everyone in the audience was very silent and intent on listening to the story of Jesus' birth. Well, as Mary and Joseph are seeking shelter, the narrator states that there was no room at the inn. My son, the seasoned traveler, in a VERY loud voice says, "Couldn't they get a condo?" Everyone near us just burst out laughing. I was mortified but now I just look back and laugh.


By the way, Kilee, I just loved your story--another embarrasing moment.

Getting vaporized was also very funny, tcfdick.

Keep these coming, this is a fun thread.

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

I've posted this one before, but worth a revisit!

I was driving in my minivan with DD4 and DD20 months (at the time), and DD4 was asking the endless parade of silly questions that year olds ask, and one was about my car. I said something about it being my minivan. She was blessedly silent for about 30 seconds, then she asked, "If daddy is driving, is it a mickey-van?" Fortunately we were less thatn a block from home when she said that because I was laughing to hard to see straight!

A couple of days later, we were all in the van. I was driving, DH in the passenger's seat and DDs in their carseats. I asked DD what mommy was driving, and she said minivan. So I asked her what it would be if daddy was driving. Like a good girl, she replied, "Mickey-van." As I start giggling again, DH looks at me as to say, "What are you teaching these children when I am at work?!?!"

 

[Pembo]

DS, age 5, is famous for his sayings.

He came home from school telling us that he learned the story of Daniel and the Lion's King. (I think we watch a bit too much Disney. )

 

[momm2four]

While my second son was learning to use the potty, I told him to close his eyes and concentrate. He must have forgotten why he was sitting there b/c he started saying, "God is great, God is good, Let us thank him for our food."


Being very frustrated with my boys one day, I said something to the effect of, "I cannot believe how you acted today. I have being teaching you table manners since you were babies." My second son replied, "Mom, I can't remember back that far!"


When my oldest was around 4, I went to the bathroom one day, only to be followed in by him and his younger 2 1/2 year old brother. It must have been a frustrating day, b/c I said something like "All I want is a little peace!" My oldest replied by pulling off some tissue and saying, "Here's a little piece, mommy"

Lori P.

 

[worm761]

just the other day DS (7) was watching cartoons and a commercial came on. it was for a rated PG show and my son states that "PG means parent guidance included"! when i was done chuckling i told him that it meant suggested not included and didnt he wish!

 

[Lorix2]

These are precious!

When my DD was 4, she said "Mommy? If Princess Diana is the princess of wales, then can I be the princess of dolphins?".

Sure you can, honey

Another was when she was jumping off of a child sized chair pretending to fly and I said "don't jump off that chair again because you might fall into the tv" and she said "then will I be a commercial?" ROTL!!! She was serious, somehow she thought that's how people got on tv LOL!

 

[kasar]

When we were visiting Niagara Falls a couple of years ago, my DD (who was around 7 at the time) was so excited because our hotel room overlooked the falls. She wanted to be able to see it when they turned off the water which she assumed they did every night.

We kidded her about that statement the whole vacation until we were on a tour and learned that at one time the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers did, in fact, turn the falls "off" to work on them! Boy, the smirk on her face was priceless.

 

[jfulcer]

DD6 was not feeling well yesterday, stomach flu and all the yucky stuff that comes with it. Including aches. We're not sure that she's had that happen before because she called to me as she was getting out of her bath and said "Daddy, I need help drying off and getting out of the tub, my legs are all rusty."

"Rusty?"

"Yes, the just don't want to work."

 

[BethanyF]

My son is notorius for the things he says.

He and I were in the car and he wanted to go to some store. When I explained to him we ddnt have any money he very cleary (at the age of 3) said 'oh crap' Of course it wasnt crap he said.

Another time we were in the car with a friend of mine and he was annoyed with us for talking too much. He kept telling us to 'stop talking' and this only made us laugh. My friend is one that snorts when she laughs. So, as she is laughing she snorts and then we hear from the back seat 'oooh, a piggie'. I just about drove off the road. He was almost 4 at that time.

A couple months later we were in a store with the same friend and he was in a bad mood. Some nice older woman started talking to him and he looked her straight in the eye and says 'GET OUT OF MY FACE'. I was mortified, my girlfriend went running to another aisle so she could laugh and not make matters worse for me. All I could hear was her snickering from across the store.

Im sure there are more, but those 3 are classics.

 

[calypso*a*go-go]

When my daughter was still a toddler, she spent a lot of time in and out of the hospital due to respiratory problems. One of her favorite forms of entertainment was walking down the hall and getting on the hospital elevator. She would always ask if she could ride the "alligator". One day the pediatrician was in the room when my little girl decided it was time for her next "alligator" ride. My mom looked at her and said: "Come on now, you know what it's really called". Without missing a beat, my daughter replied: "Do you mean the escalator?". We laughed so hard, we cried!