I think you're reading a lot more into what's being discussed than is actual, and I believe a lot of people allow minor annoyances to adversely affect their vacations in unfounded ways.
Cranky, hungry kids can definitely adversely affect your vacation -- and the vacations of everyone around you, unfortunately. Disney does not want people bringing outside food into the parks -- no amusement park wants that. Disney does not want people leaving the parks -- they want you to spend your money on food, entertainment, and souvenirs at Disney. So it is fair to the guests
and makes good business sense that they would put items on their children's menus that appeal to the majority of children.
It's not "nauseating". That's hyperbole, and all hyperbole does adds more emotion/less logic to the discussion.
Mea culpa, bicker. "Nauseating" is an emotionally charged word, like..."twisted" or "entitlement"
So, following your example..."We need a better word... how about 'unappealing'?" Comments posted here by parents who actually tasted their kids' food indicated that they found it very unappealing.
Some children, like my DN6, actually prefer bland food.
Agreed, many children do. Ask her if she'd rather have a sloppy joe, or a plain hamburger? "Chilled chicken" or chicken strips?
There is an illusion to the public that there are many different CS restaurants at Disney, when they are all actually owned by Disney. Are they even still "sponsored" by other companies? I remember "Casa de Fritos" at DL
But if they are all owned by Disney, it shouldn't be that difficult to:
~standardize a kid's menu across the board with tried and true basic entrees (ie: burger, chicken strips, cheese pizza, pb&j, mac and cheese.) They already offer these items at different restaurants throughout the park, so they should be able to put all or most of them on every CS menu.
~tweak the menu with an additional entree or two appropriate to the restaurant's theme (bean burrito or cheese quesadilla at a Mexican restaurant; small portion of fish and chips at a seafood place; BBQ chicken leg at a BBQ place; mini pepperoni pizza at a pizza place, etc). That way, the kids can feel like they are participating in the same fun "themed" dining as the rest of their family.
~and increase the options with other kid-appealing sides, like teddy grahams, raisins, yogurt, etc
As Lewis suggested, blame greedy adults who have been abusing Disney's generosity for decades. I can point you towards dozens of threads that show the kind of behavior we're referring to, if you'd like.
ITA -- having witnessed the horrid behavior of some greedy adults at DL, I do not doubt this at all.
The Disney marketing folks
and the Disney dining folks are brilliant
I have absolute confidence that they could figure out a way to make the kids' meals more appealing to children without making them sound delicious to adults. I'd rather have a salad with my burger instead of a fruit roll-up -- wouldn't you?
Peace,