I ordered one for my recent trip based on advice from the Dis. I too ordered khaki just so DH would be willing to carry it. This is how it worked for me:
yup, DH was willing to carry it as it was not a girlie color.
yup, a water bottle fits in the side, mesh pocket.
nope, my cell phone did not fit well in the front pocket in the strap. We used this pocket for everyones "keys to the world" and never had to worry about losing them.
We designated a certain pocket for fastpasses, never lost one.
....a certain pocket just for our photopass.
.....an inside pocket for cell phones.
....a sharpie for writing our cell phone numbers on the hand of our three kids.
.... snacks for all three kids (small boxes of raisins, sometimes pop tarts, fruit gushers, chex mix etc.)
.... rain ponchos for everyone.
.... the camera.
.... cash or disney dollars.
..... band aids, moleskins, extra set of car keys, the golf cart key, park map, and DH wallet, cell phone and cash on any water rides.
Even loaded, it was pretty comfortable to carry. The pockets are perfect, you'll find one that is a perfect fit for anything. It fits more stuff than the size indicates. It was easy to swing around to the front of me without taking it off, this was great for getting on rides or needing something out of it while we were walking.
Overall, for those of you that bought it for an upcoming trip, I think you'll love it. Because of how perfect it was for our trip, I put it away in the "Disney box", for our future trips. So, it will still be in good condition