Just Back And You Will Never Guess What Happened At The Airport!!!-All in 1 Thread!

[leighe]

Oh you poor thing! I can't imagine having to deal with this. It makes a really good story though . . .

 

[lisatx04]

OMG!!!!! I have been waiting for your next installment and all I can say is OMG!!!! I have a MIL and I think she and your MIL must be from the same shell. EVIL, EVIL, EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

Looking forward to your next part...

 

[Martha7]

Oh, Beebumble!
We're so glad you made it back alive! We were all on pins and needles, waiting to hear what happened! So far, it has the makings of a great made-for-TV movie! I'm thinking we'll get Meredith Baxter Burney to play you, although you may be much younger than she. Who should we get to play your evil MIL? You've got us very entertained with your story of the MIL's antics! It was worth the wait for sure! Keep 'em coming please!

 

[chrisn]

Really, this to too good. Keep em coming!

 

[Shannie]

OMG!!!!!!! I dont know if I should laugh or cry. I know my MIL can be bad, but to invite herself on vacation, and EXPECT us to pay for her room, dont think so!!! Cant wait to read more!!

Shannie

 

[beebumble]

First some background on the Evil Cruella. She has 5 Gc but chooses to spoil 3! Even to the point of giving a gift for them because their special in front of my DD and my niece. I'm sure we all feel the same Hurt us, we can take it.
BUT DONT YOU DARE HURT MY CHILD.You see that's because we have the TRUE motherly instincts> Dont you agree??
Okay enough of Life's lessons 101 for today!!!
WE're on our way to DTD and I cant wait to shop for anything Disney. First stop MCD's to see what's for sale. NOT FOOD! DH buys DD and I the MCD purse for $9.99 each What a deal. AT the same time I'm at the other counter buying him the Disney MCD coke bottle for our Coca Cola Spa room!
Cruella pipes up and says "Well of all the stupid purchases!Who comes to MCD to buy junk!"
I had to stop myself from thinking of what would happen if someone accidentally fell in the fry machine! I have to stop this! First I had visions of SOMEONE falling through the airplane toilet, then the mishap in a pool. OH my goodness This is when I'm glad I have an over active imagination OH the places she goes and the things that could happen! OK Sorry back to the story!
My DD and I couldnt wait to pack a Potato Head Box We talked about it for weeks and truly we were having a ball. Enters Cruella to the scene. "Dont you think you are a little out of control getting this excited over a stupid potato?' A CM came over to us (After hearing Cruella )and seen that we were not getting the Potato (because we had one at home) and he hands my daughter a Disney bag with a potato and a package of the party accessories. He winked and told us to have a magical vacation!
MIL huffed (I think it was because she was ticked someone was so nice to my DD)
She goes up to the same CM and asks if he can give her 3 YES THREE sets for her grandchildren at home!!!! He kindly said know it was a special treat for a special girl. Well she witched all through DTD til I almost fed her to the Lego Dragon in the water! I piped up and asked her "Did you forget you have FIVE Grandchildren?" She wouldnt even respond!!!!!!
We go into a shop and She was still steaming SO her MATURE self goes over and buys THREE Disney shirts and THREE stuffed animals. She showed my DD every item and who it was for prior to purchasing it. Thank goodness we brought our DD up better than that. I almost died when my DD said "I think I might buy a stuffed animal with the $ my other Grandma gave me for vacation. Truly it was said not like I would have meant it but just as a matter of fact and without any rudeness. That made her go buy the other THREE more. Little did she realize My DD was in the most magical happy place and this did not bother her one little bit!
The best part of this nite was I left the store with DD because I had enough of her commenting on every one of our purchases and I did really think Cruella was with DH. I forgot DH told me 5 minutes prior that he was going to look for something special and to meet him at the Ice Cream place in one hour.(really I did forget!)
Well one hour goes by I meet up with DD and we both almost exploded, I mean hysterically laughing!!!!Neither one of us had the old battleaxe!
The sad part is we knew if anyone TOOK her They WOULD BRING HER BACK!!!
We had the best 2 hours to ourself. Oh my do you think she seen me hightailing it out of the Pooh store when I saw her looking around with that mean face!!!
When we did meet up Here's myself,DD and Dh walking hand in hand (Cute disney commercial moment I might add!) Well what exploded out of her mouth in a family place in front of 100's of people We should have sold tickets. Every minute was worth the few hours away from her! Peoples reactions were so sweet to us That made it more amusing to us!
My Dh says real loud because so many people were there "LADY, DO WE KNOW YOU?' AND HE starts to walk away. This man says "oh you poor kids!"
FOR SALE
ONE EVIL SPIRITED CRUELLA MIL
ANY TAKERS???
Now do you see why it takes me so long to do this report? I need to breathe after each report because Im sure my heart is in ***++****###@@@@@
Have a disney nite

 

[Krispe]

geeze, I feel for you! Has Cruella ever gone to counciling? There is really something emotionally wrong with her. I hope your husbands childhood was okay!!!

I don't know what I would do if I were in that situation. The fact that she started really acting childish with your daughter is really SAD! That's her own grandchild that she was trying to top! Wow! Next vacation, don't tell nobody else when you are planning it, you don't want any more wicked surprises!!! or should I say wicked dissapointments!!!

Keep them comming!!!!

 

[mom23boys]

Bumblebee, I have enjoyed reading your trip report, but Gosh do I feel bad for you and your family. I am glad your DD is not hurt over the mean things she does. Keep up the good work with her.

I hope the rest of your trip was better, but probably not.

 

[peacefulgirl]

OH MY !!! I have the best MIL in the world so I am sitting here dying! I told her the story and it has become a joke that she has a ticket and will meet me and DD at the airport LOL !!!!!

You are so awesome to be able to make light of this, even when I know it hurts . But there is nothing you can do to change the ole' bat, so why not get some giggles out of it!

And next time .. DO NOT TELL HER YOUR GOING !!!! Or give her a different date, mid winter, and let her fester at the airport LOL !!!!

Keep the stories coming!

 

[peacefulgirl]

She has a new post going... finally some answers !!!

here is the story

 

[MelessaG]

Well she witched all through DTD til I almost fed her to the Lego Dragon in the water!

I love all your Cruella stories, but this is my FAVORITE line from tonight! And what a wonderful CM to give your DD a potato. How sweet.

 

[SnowAngel]

I love the report.. I could take more details.. more ... more.. :laugh:

 

[lmhall2000]

Beebumble needs a TAG...please tag this poor lady...make it colorful and bright to block out all the wickedness from dear MIL.

Great report!
Tara

How about some ideas for some tags for dear beebumble...

3 more Potato heads please

YOU HAVE 5 GRANDCHILDREN

Where's Cruella?

Lady, do we know you?

Get your own room

Again, CM saves the day

Beebumble is her MIL's favorite

Gosh, I hope you got to enjoy Disney betwixt all the angst!
Tara

 

[i like stitch]

Thanks for sharing your reports! You have a wonderful way with words, and I hope you receive a visit from the tag fairy.

"FOR SALE
ONE EVIL SPIRITED CRUELLA MIL
ANY TAKERS???"

Someone sold a ghost on ebay recently; maybe you'd get a good price for MIL there and if you are truly lucky, you'd make enough to fund a trip to WDW.

 

[eeyore45]

WOW WOW WOW! Good for you in so many ways!! My mil is so cruel that she hasnt seen my kids in 3 years, sil is getting married this Friday, and decided to invite all of us (on Monday) I'm all for trying to repair hurts, and move forward (we're the only one with grandkids btw!) Well DH calls mil, and she bluntly comes out and says dont even think about staying here (the home he grew up in btw) because your sisters are... ummm ok... (thank goodness for my family, my cousin is close, and even tho they are having their own family crisis, our doors are always open for family!) MIL did call and explain that she is having a brunch the next day that we could come to, but we are not to make any messes - apparently when the 5 of us show up, and take off our shoes, we make a HUGE mess... *sigh families!

 

[Martha7]

This story is so unbelievable! I hope your evil MIL doesn't have a lot of money and property. You just know she'll be trying to inflict as much damage as possible in her will! Your story is a great inspiration as many of us will need to turn the other cheek repeatedly during our holiday family celebrations! We're flying to Texas on Thursday to stay with my MIL and FIL, and my SIL emails us to make sure that we don't "wear them out", and to please make sure that our teenagers will be "relatively self sufficient for their meals..." Really fills me with the Christmas spirit!

 

[princessmurdough]

Inhale...and reeellleeeeeaaaaaassse! Having a yoga moment for you! What a trooper you are.
Too bad we're past Halloween, you might have gotten a good price on ebay on your"seasonal item" there!
Have a blessed, *quiet* holiday!

 

[Dragonfly8124]

Ok, glad she's not my MIL. I would have been in the ER having tongue sewn back on 'cause I would have bitten it off after the first couple comments. I can't stand for someone to be mean to my children. Hateful, mean old MIL . . . Is there a dungeon in Cindy's castle??? Just a thought.

 

[TaurusSES_Sport]

Why dont you have your husband say something to her? Its his mother!

 

[Sunbeamblue2002]

And wow upside down is Mom and thats what you would have to be to deal with all of that. Wow a great mom. I totaly feel ya on that Grand kid thing because my MIL has 7 but only 2 rate and those are the two that'll end up in Juvi before HS ends. I wound'nt have blamed you if you got up early and stwiched hotels in the middle of the nite. For goodness sakes she share a bed with the girl to save a few bucks but won't buy her a gift. ONe real quick question is your DH the oldest child because my DH is and thats why he gets treated like crap out of the 5 of them. Keep up your active imagination because its cheaper then thearpy or a lawer. At least you had a great two hours alone Hope you got more on your trip.