Please make sure you have all your children with you. We take children left behind over to It's a Small World, superglue their feet to the floor and force them to sing that song over and over and over and...
Note to self-stop miming the skippers' jokes. I would totally choke under pressure!Story time. While on our honeymoon, my husband and I took a trip on the Jungle Cruise. As we started off I was quietly miming all of the jokes. Our skipper caught me and said "Ladies and Gentleman, SHE thinks she can do better" while proceeding to hand me the Mic!!! I was giddy with excitement. Lifelong dream fulfilled, I got to narrate the Jungle Cruise! Will forever be my favorite Disney moment. =) Needless to say I am in the love it category!

Story time. While on our honeymoon, my husband and I took a trip on the Jungle Cruise. As we started off I was quietly miming all of the jokes. Our skipper caught me and said "Ladies and Gentleman, SHE thinks she can do better" while proceeding to hand me the Mic!!! I was giddy with excitement. Lifelong dream fulfilled, I got to narrate the Jungle Cruise! Will forever be my favorite Disney moment. =) Needless to say I am in the love it category!
That being said, I worked with some skippers that I would feel guilty loading people into their boat...after waiting an hour, you definitely need someone fun. I love love love the ride and will admit that without a good skipper, it is not fun. I sure hope I wasn't a skipper that someone on here hated! haha!wooooo! so cool! I got to do that one time and it was amazing!!!
also, just got back.....rode it 2x, the first skipper was good, but I LOVED Zaxby the skipper on the second ride! (I even tweeted @wdwtoday to tell them about it!) He had some great rarely heard jokes, and then did a great job at the old classics....take a peek down the dock to see how many people getting off are enjoying their time for an idea if your skipper will be good....

So I had to jump in this board because I actually just left my job as a skipper. It was the most fun job I ever hadThat being said, I worked with some skippers that I would feel guilty loading people into their boat...after waiting an hour, you definitely need someone fun. I love love love the ride and will admit that without a good skipper, it is not fun. I sure hope I wasn't a skipper that someone on here hated! haha!
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I know Skipper Zaxby and will pass that on to him!![]()

I think that some people are just confused by the ride. Especially at the end. There is a dock on the left, and a dock on the right. That can be very confusing, because that's a Pair 'O Docks.