Jumping for Joy (joke) *RATED PG*

[SuiteDisney]

This 45 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?"

She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the
breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and
jumping again.

He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45 year-old
***?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

 

[EROS]

This 45 year old man is naked, jumping up and down on his bed laughing and singing. His wife walks into the bedroom and sees him. She watches him a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?"

He says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the constitution of an eighteen-year-old." He starts laughing and
jumping again.

She says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45 year-old
***?"

"Your name never came up," he replied.

 

[shep]

What's ***?