Lisa loves Pooh
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Heck, Jon Gosselin must be unbelievably sexier and infinitely more impressive and persuasive in person than I would ever have believed. Women with no judgement and fewer morals seem to fall over like nine-pins when he comes over the horizon.![]()
Bow-chick-a-wow-wow........

Jon's new gig....The Bachelor, 2nd chance.

I think it would be good in pop-up video format....
Jon's thought: "This chick kisses better than both Kates"
Chick thought: "So I wonder if I'll be able to get implants"
******
later on the date....
Jon's thought: "Diggin' not being bossed around..."
Chick thought: "So I wonder, if I get him to sign this napkin, will I get the final rose.."
*****
The finale
Jon's thought: "Which one is the least like Kate....hmmm....."
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Chick thought: "'You will so regret this, that's it buddy! I'm suing you for breach of contract AND I'm going to radar.com and making big bucks letting them know how much of a liar you are. You told me you loved me. You signed the napkin. You'll pay for this. And the whole world will know that you kiss like a drooling St. Bernard."




Their little class lunch is on Tuesday before they go on break so that should be interesting!