I aspire to that (minus the 5k situation, more the “a cruise or two”) #LifeGoals
They ran out of garnishes? Goodness gracious they cheaped out on this event even more than it sounded like they did originally. “Stop Bob! If you cut up one more orange the company will spend $1. $1 BOB!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH $1?!!”… And yes. I’m picturing that little insurance dude yelling at Mr. Incredible.
Those poor Guest Relations CMs. You’re absolutely right. No way they didn’t know this would blow up in their manager’s faces. Serious guts showing up to work anyway
This whole event reeks of Cheapek Era budget choices but that man is forever gone. Who is change of DHS these days anyway? Do they have a past as a Bean Counter Extraordinaire? When you fail to distribute pre-made cocktails that’s on you. Restaurants with Booze 101: The Bar makes you. Restaurants with Booze 201: The Bar makes you. All F&B where alcohol is allowed THE BAR MAKES THE MARGIN. They should have had 3 bar carts at Tip Top Club. No one should be waiting more than 10 mins for a drink. People waiting in a line aren’t spending money

What freaking idiot put this plan together?!
I am flabbergasted they only refunded X amount of people. I get not refunding future parties but anybody who went through Inaugural Night deserves a refund + an I Survived Jollywood’s Inaugural Night T-shirt.
Considering most influencers & bloggers are panning the event left and right I call bologna sandwich. Especially because they claim Select Others were being put in front of them in already egregious lines and yet they had an excellent time. Doesn’t pass the sniff test.