Yo Momma:
yo momma so fat she was baptized at Sea World
yo momma so fat when she walked down the beach the whale jumped up and sang we are family even tho your fatter than me
yo momma so poor when you jumped on the skateboard she yelled get off the family car
and a corny non-yo momma
Charles Dickins walks in a bar and orders a martini the bartender ask him Olive or Twist(like book oliver twist)