jokes: New Dave Letterman on pg 2

[Truth]

After showing a clip of Bush explaining what "24/7" means,
Dave just chuckles, sighs, and says "I'm going to miss that guy."

 

[Dan Murphy]

oh my

 

[Douglas Dubh]

Dave just chuckles, sighs, and says "I'm going to miss that guy."

Is Dave going somewhere?

 

[N.Bailey]

Sounds like Dave's dreaming to me!

 

[dmadman43]

Originally posted by Douglas Dubh
Is Dave going somewhere?

First I've heard that Dave's show has been cancelled.

 

[Planogirl]

It sounds like some people are forgetting that Letterman makes his fortune by making jokes and using satire. Him saying something like this means nothing in real life.

 

[dmadman43]

Letterman is a comedian????????? Who knew????

 

[shortbun]

he he he

 

[mamajoan]

ROTFLMAO!!!!! GOOD ONE DAVE!!

 

[Bobbles]

Some can dish it out but just can't take it!

 

[dmadman43]

Originally posted by Bobbles
Some can dish it out but just can't take it!

Can't take what? I enjoy a good joke as much as anyone, no matter who the subject my be. Was there one here?

 

[Truth]

On the visit to France, george w. bush and French President Jacques Chirac are
having lunch in a fine local restauraunt. After being seated and presented with
menus, an attractive young waitress approaches the table.

"And what can I get for you gentlemen?" asks the waitress.

Bush looks up from his menu and smiles politely. "Hey, honey, how 'bout a
quickie?"

Shocked, the waitress slaps Bush and storms off.

After the waitress disappears from sight, Chirac leans over to Bush. In a low
voice, he says:

"I think you mean 'quiche,' Mr. President."

 

[workinggal]

LOL

 

[dmadman43]

And who doesn't love an old, recycled joke.

 

[MICKEY88]

On the visit to France, Bill CLinton and French President Jacques Chirac are
having lunch in a fine local restauraunt. After being seated and presented with
menus, an attractive young waitress approaches the table.

"And what can I get for you gentlemen?" asks the waitress.

Clinton looks up from his menu and smiles politely. "Hey, honey, how 'bout a
quickie?"

Shocked, the waitress slaps Clinton and storms off.

After the waitress disappears from sight, Chirac leans over to Clinton. In a low
voice, he says:

"I think you mean 'quiche,' Mr. Clinton."

Bill Clinton says "Nope, I meant a quickie" as he pulls out a cigar..

 

[Bobbles]

Originally posted by dmadman43
Can't take what? I enjoy a good joke as much as anyone, no matter who the subject my be. Was there one here?

Sorry DMADMAN, did you think I was referring to you personally? It was just a general remark.

 

[workinggal]

I thought both jokes were funny. But it takes a lot for me to get my knickers in a bunch.

 

[Truth]

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a
small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the
wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing
squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the
confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was
reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the
order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al
slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking,
"I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop
over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was
reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to
ear and yelled, "Fire!"

 

[workinggal]

lol lol

 

[phyllis1966]