A man dies and goes to heaven.He sees a wall of clocks behind St Peter and asks:
"What are those for?"
St Peter answers:
"Those are lie clocks. Everyone has one. Each time you lie the hands on the clock move."
"Oh" says the man.
"Whose lie clock is that one?"
"Thats Mother Teresa's" St Peter replies. "The hands never moved because she never told a lie."
"Incredible," says the man.
"Whos is that one?"
"Abraham Lincoln's" St Peter replies. "The hands only moved twice. He only told two lies in his entire life."
"Wow" says the man.
"So where are George W Bush and Tony Blair's clocks?"
"They're in Jesus' office,"
St Peter replies.
"He's using them as ceiling fans."
"What are those for?"
St Peter answers:
"Those are lie clocks. Everyone has one. Each time you lie the hands on the clock move."
"Oh" says the man.
"Whose lie clock is that one?"
"Thats Mother Teresa's" St Peter replies. "The hands never moved because she never told a lie."
"Incredible," says the man.
"Whos is that one?"
"Abraham Lincoln's" St Peter replies. "The hands only moved twice. He only told two lies in his entire life."
"Wow" says the man.
"So where are George W Bush and Tony Blair's clocks?"
"They're in Jesus' office,"
St Peter replies.
"He's using them as ceiling fans."
