Deedee
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even
remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a
glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
house
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack
asks, "Son.. what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of
your mind You fell over the coffee table and broke it,
and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black
eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his
son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and
so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and When she tried to take your pants off,
you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.
PRICELESS
company's
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even
remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a
glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
house
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack
asks, "Son.. what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of
your mind You fell over the coffee table and broke it,
and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black
eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his
son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and
so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and When she tried to take your pants off,
you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.
PRICELESS
thats a good one !
