JoJo.....Bachelorette - No spoilers

[Disneylover99]

I think calling JoJo a ho is horrible.

You're right. It's ho-able.
All in good fun.

 

[Imzadi]

You're right. It's ho-able.
All in good fun.

Yes, she is "dating" 25 men at the same time.

And it's not like JoJo is going to come to the DIS to read what we write about her.

 

[Disneylover99]

Yes, she is "dating" 25 men at the same time.

And it's not like JoJo is going to come to the DIS to read what we write about her.

It really would have been funny if they found a Bachelor to go on her show named Howard Johnson.

 

[Imzadi]

It really would have been funny if they found a Bachelor to go on her show named Howard Johnson.

They could probably still do it. A lot of them look alike, so we'd never know which one they renamed.

"Wasn't Howard Johnson named Marvin before?"

"I don't know. I thought he was a guy named Joe?"

"No, I thought he was Tony"

"I'm pretty sure that was Stu."

 

[Disneylover99]

They could probably still do it. A lot of them look alike, so we'd never know which one they renamed.

"Wasn't Howard Johnson named Marvin before?"

"I don't know. I thought he was a guy named Joe?"

"No, I thought he was Tony"

"I'm pretty sure that was Stu."

Plenty of time. They could do it up til the final four and I wouldn't notice.

 

[BadgerGirl84]

In my opinion, Chad is the most gorgeous guy in the line-up .... until I read his bio.

Oh my! Awful! I hope his head fits through the door to the mansion...

 

[Imzadi]

In my opinion, Chad is the most gorgeous guy in the line-up .... until I read his bio.

Oh my! Awful! I hope his head fits through the door to the mansion...

It says,

Occupation: Luxury Real Estate Agent

Maybe he will fly in on a helicopter, like that guy in Emily's season did.

Who do you admire most in the world and why?
Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.

If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why?
Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.

Scratch that, maybe he will drive in, in one of Matthew McConnaughty's Lincoln Continentals. Alright, alright, alright.

What’s your worst date memory?
A girl got blackout drunk and passed out during dinner.

Maybe SHE didn't want to have to remember the date or even live through it, so she anesthetized herself during dinner. ​

 

[Disneylover99]

I laughed as I read some of the Bachelor's occupations.
Hipster?
Erectile Dysfunction Specialist?
Bachelor Superfan?

Can't wait.

 

[DisReno]

I always watch. It's brainless TV, which I like when I am working out. The only thing I wish, which I know won't happen...I wish we could just go back to when a guy would just exit a limo, walk up and shake her hand. Now a guy has to have a line, a poem, a song, or something even more stupid. It makes it even more fake than it really is.

 

[katie01]

I always watch. It's brainless TV, which I like when I am working out. The only thing I wish, which I know won't happen...I wish we could just go back to when a guy would just exit a limo, walk up and shake her hand. Now a guy has to have a line, a poem, a song, or something even more stupid. It makes it even more fake than it really is.

It's like prom-posals. You can't just ask someone to the prom anymore.

 

[rigs32]

I wanted to follow this thread, but I also don't like calling her a ho. And I don't think it's funny. It's sexist and shaming and a big giant double standard.

 

[Disneylover99]

I wanted to follow this thread, but I also don't like calling her a ho. And I don't think it's funny. It's sexist and shaming and a big giant double standard.

So follow the thread and don't call her a ho. It was a typo from last season's thread that gave some of us a chuckle. It was funny to me, because JoJo really does not strike me as a ho. I'm sorry that you are offended, but really, it's the Bachelor/Bachelorette. It's full of sexist, double standards. Isn't it? To be fair, I'm sure we'll come up with some nicknames for the men.

 

[Disneylover99]

I'm gonna try to watch tonight but getting ready to tape it tonight just in case.

 

[StitchesGr8Fan]

I just can't get past the name of this thread. I totally get the pun and find it a little funny, but it still seems disrespectful on some level. Does anyone else feel the same way? I'm not an uptight person or anything, but it just bothers me for some reason.

Haven't looked up the profiles of the gentleman. Want to be surprised tonight.

 

[Imzadi]

Nevermind. I was upset about DWTS' suspected rigging of the show and I let those pissy feelings leak onto this Bachelorette thread.

 

[Pugsly]

Does anyone else feel that most of these guys are total idiots?

DH, who is usually good for some humorous commentary, has even bailed - citing the middle school antics.

 

[robinb]

I heard that Aaron Rodger's brother is on the show this season. Can't wait to see him!

Did anyone else notice that Kaitlyn looked especially gaunt? She's never been a big woman, but her arms looked like toothpicks.

 

[asta]

I heard that Aaron Rodger's brother is on the show this season. Can't wait to see him!

Did anyone else notice that Kaitlyn looked especially gaunt? She's never been a big woman, but her arms looked like toothpicks.

His brother, Jordan, is on the show. He was quarterback for Vanderbilt during a few good seasons (we don't have that many good seasons) so I have been drawn into the show. I usually try to stay away unless there is local interest. I am also watching for Wells. He is a DJ for a local alternative radio station here in Nashville. He seems like a nice guy on the air so I want to watch for him.

 

[MomofKatie]

Wow. She gave roses to Santa, fugly erectile dysfunction man, and weird, drunk Canadian dude, but attractive landscape architect and cute (if gimmicky) ScotAsian dude got sent home. I'm confused.

 

[Ride Junkie]

Wow. She gave roses to Santa, fugly erectile dysfunction man, and weird, drunk Canadian dude, but attractive landscape architect and cute (if gimmicky) ScotAsian dude got sent home. I'm confused.

I'm a little confused myself. Drunk Canadian guy gets a rose? He is clearly the entertainment plant this season. Chad reminds me of someone. Maybe Vanilla Ice with that temper. And why all the hate towards kilts? Have those idiots never heard of Outlander?!?

Not really a spoiler, but someone posted on twitter that Jojo knew one of the guys prior to the show. I wonder if it's true & who it was?