Jes: I found Tim-Tams in my Grocery Store!

[Princess Jes]

It's only the inside!! Lol

You know how I feel about soggy things.
Remember when grace was a baby and she had rusk sticks?
Remember the biscuits that I wouldn't touch?
Remember when Alex used to chase me around Subway with the soggy bread from the baking forms?!
I can't even deal.

 

[SorcererHeidi]

You know how I feel about soggy things.
Remember when grace was a baby and she had rusk sticks?
Remember the biscuits that I wouldn't touch?
Remember when Alex used to chase me around Subway with the soggy bread from the baking forms?!
I can't even deal.

Rut roh - are you in the same dealio as Ryno and moist, succulent tings?

 

[Princess Jes]

Rut roh - are you in the same dealio as Ryno and moist, succulent tings?

No, moist is just a word, it has no effect on me, I just don't like physically soggy things. So gross!!

 

[disneysteve]

No, moist is just a word, it has no effect on me, I just don't like physically soggy things. So gross!!

Stay away from the pizza at Via Napoli.

 

[minniemumma]

You know how I feel about soggy things.
Remember when grace was a baby and she had rusk sticks?
Remember the biscuits that I wouldn't touch?
Remember when Alex used to chase me around Subway with the soggy bread from the baking forms?!
I can't even deal.

Yeah soggy baby biscuits are gross

 

[samsteele]

Tim Tam Slam Results

Team minniemumma Wolverine Cold Milk Slam vs. Team Princess Jes Hotty Liquid Slam

Round #1: Got Milk?

Team @minniemumma - Cold Milk Slam:

I did this at lunch today! Woo-hoo!

I poured a glass of ice cold refreshing white milk and then chewed off the opposite ends of the biscuit.

I then proceeded to slurp the milk up through the biscuit. The milk had a slight, saucy chocolate flavour reminiscent of a spritz of Brown Cow chocolate syrup.

The biscuit innards were softly moistened but not ooey-gooey. I could not slurpily draw them up out of the biscuit. I ate the biscuit. The inside was indeed moist. But not soggy.

minniemumma would have been proud of me. It was a tasty treat experience.

Easily a 9 out of 10.
ps I had to do the "test" twice for quality control reasons.

This classy dude would have loved it. In fact, he's probably already done it. He's probably done many things that mere mortal Canucks can only dream of.

Tomorrow: Round #2. Can Team Jes pull it out of the fire & go for Tim Tam gold & glory? We will see.

Be here or be square.

 

[SorcererHeidi]

@samsteele LOVE LOVE LOVE it, and can't wait to hear tomorrow's thrilling report and results....ALMOST as good as watching the Olympics! Hey - I said "almost"!!

 

[disneysteve]

If there was an Olympic Tim Tam eating team, I could probably qualify for that.

 

[Princess Jes]

Good work Sam!

You won't suck the innards out of the hot slurp, but once you feel the biscuit start to give between I our thumb and forefinger, it's time to tilt your head back and slam (drop) the biscuit into your mouth whole. It's a smooth gooey delight

 

[disneysteve]

You won't suck the innards out of the hot slurp, but once you feel the biscuit start to give between I our thumb and forefinger, it's time to tilt your head back and slam (drop) the biscuit into your mouth whole. It's a smooth gooey delight

There are just all kinds of inappropriate comments one could make in response to this.

 

[samsteele]

It's a smooth gooey delight

Good to know!
I'll be attempting this early tomorrow morning. I'm a 5:30am wake-up girl so think I'd better "slam" back a first coffee before playing with the Tim Tams. Maybe should also slam the Tim Tams over the sink. Sounds like a messy affair.

 

[Princess Jes]

Good to know!
I'll be attempting this early tomorrow morning. I'm a 5:30am wake-up girl so think I'd better "slam" back a first coffee before playing with the Tim Tams. Maybe should also slam the Tim Tams over the sink. Sounds like a messy affair.

Have you watched some YouTube clips in your training? It may help to get the technique right

 

[SorcererHeidi]

Tim Tam Slam serious training!!!

 

[samsteele]

Have you watched some YouTube clips in your training? It may help to get the technique right

Good thinking, coach Jes. Want to make sure your athlete is ready to medal.
I've watched 1 or 2 but basically they just seem to have their nose and mouth in a cup. So guessing there's a lot of instinct going on. I'll prob have to motor through 3 or 4 of these babies before I get it right. The horrors. I'll just have to take one (or more) for the team.

 

[Princess Jes]

If I wasn't mortally embarrassed, I'd send you the vid of me doing it.
But it's horrific.

 

[samsteele]

We're good. I'll be horrifying tomorrow before 6am. We'll all be horrifying Tim Tam sisters together.
ps are you really supposed to snort when you slam? 'Cause it sounds/looks in the videos that there's some real snorting going on. And you know, Canadian ladies don't snort. Often.

 

[Princess Jes]

Snort?! No? I've also never done it with anyone else.
Are you sure it's not the sound of the milk slurping through the biscuit?

 

[samsteele]

Think I'm having you on a bit, Jes. Too much fun But I will be taking this very seriously early tomorrow morning. Bring on the Tim Tams & coffee. Life experience in the making.

 

[Princess Jes]

Think I'm having you on a bit, Jes. Too much fun But I will be taking this very seriously early tomorrow morning. Bring on the Tim Tams & coffee. Life experience in the making.

Oh, I get it! Wow, I dropped the ball on that one! I'm going to use the excuse that it was early in the morning and I was getting ready for work....

 

[samsteele]

Nope. My bad. You were trying to be very helpful in a serious foodie way & I was being a goof. Looking forward to my Tim Tam hotty adventure tomorrow morning! Thanks, my friend!