Kind of funny story?
I was once at a gas station by my house (I live in Philadelphia, very close to a NJ bridge) and this woman ran up to me and told me that she lives in New Jersey, and needed some gas to get over the bridge, and she didn't know how to use the pump. 'Just enough to get over the bridge'. So I showed her where to find her pump #, and told her to go pay the attendant. As I'm standing next to her, showing her how to unscrew her gascap and pump the gas, she decided to pull the pump out of her tank, while still pumping the gas! She got gasoline all over my clothes! I kept telling her to STOP STOP STOP! But she didn't, and she ruined my pants and my shoes! She said 'Sorry' quickly, got back into her car and LEFT! I waved to her as she drove away.
As I walked back to my car, my shoes quacked at me.