So i figured while I have the photos....even if i don't really like them. I should at least do my report. I have to finish up my editing but hopefully i will get that done soon. So the worst part of the photography is actually later (during the important stuff) but the morning photos are fine

don't really get that. its like he got tired and just gave up. It started with him taking 200+ photos of just me getting ready and in the house. then he would take like one photo of something important and hope for the best (which it wasn't) so i have a million photos of me getting ready and like 5 of me and DH
soooooooooo saying that lets get started on the day of the wedding
So I am not a morning person in anyway but this morning i woke up on my own at around 7....my mom being the crazy person she is was out already trying to get gas, bagels and who knows what else. I got up and sat outside on the porch. it was very sunny and not too hot. (this would def change...)
the hair dresser showed up at about 8am. and got right to work.
the flowers showed up at around 9am. First thing i noticed was DH's Bout was all wrong. (of course the girl already left because the hair dresser would not let me get up!!)
Now here was the problem i found out only days before. I wanted something like
what was ordered was
obviously maroon would not work at all with the colors. so I had to get rid of this. (I was a little sad about this) so when I was on the phone with the owner she said they could do lilies in my bouquet. now i originally wanted lilies but people told me they were too fragile. (which would be obvious later!) so she said they would be fine. Now I asked about DH's bout because it was suppose to be a yellow orchid. She said they couldn't do a lily because it was too big so she would do a different yellow flower that looked like mine. so when it arrived she gave us two to choose from. a TINY yellow rose (I hate roses....) and a white flower with a little yellow and brown in the center.
this is what we got....obviously because of photography issues you can't tell the color that well.
I was very mad but what could I do?!? so my mom said just send them to DH and he will pick what he wants. so whatever that was done.
Then my BM's started to show up and be silly while I got my hair done.
soon the photographer arrived and took random photos while i started getting my makeup done.
Here are some of me getting makeup done....with half of my hair done!
this is the only dress photo i ended up with....the rest were bad. And he used a fish eye on the pictures of the front which made the dress look like it was for a 400 pound person. (I hope you can realize I am not a 400 pound person

) In what universe would you use a fisheye to make the dress look big?!?!?!
Then after my makeup I went back to get my hair finished. This is the using tweezers to put in the crystals
Before I knew it people were telling me I really needed to be dressed by now. So no one thought to get dressed before me....so everyone was in PJ's or sundresses while helping me get ready

which i think is funny because its so my friends.
there are no photos of me getting into the dress. (I love those photos of the dress like coming down? anyone know what i mean?) but I have none.
the lacing project took a long time. The only one who knew how to lace it was my mom....and she was getting her makeup done!! so later I was told that they did it wrong...oooooh well. DH said it looked better this way because it looked like his cons! (laces)
So this picture I like but I know the story behind it which makes it funnier that it just looks all happy. so....before I got ready I asked my mom if I should change my piercings now. She said no do it later. WHY i listened to her I will never know. because we couldn't get them out when we tried!!!!

and I was sweating and messing up my makeup so...we just gave up. before giving up one of the girls dropped the eyebrow ball...and they spent 20 mins on the floor looking for it! We clearly were very organized. So anyway this is my MOH giving me my monroe before we realized I was never going to get the other one out.
Yep...still lacing
I was starting to get nervous at this point so there are a lot of me being very serious
and garter on
My MOH putting my necklace on.
looking back I wish I had asked my mom to put it on being that she bought it for me....but I didn't so oh well!