You know, the more I think about it the more I think I should give you fine folks a taste of my "style"... just in case you find that, after all this patient *ahem* waiting you just can't stand to read my writing. So, without further ado, here is the opening:
10th Wedding Anniversary Trip
Of
Bob and Susan Maier
To
Walt Disney World Resorts Animal Kingdom Lodge
July 2 8, 2006
As I begin this narrative, I am struck by the wide array of information I wish to convey. My goal is for this not just to be a chronological listing of events we engaged in, but rather, a comprehensive recitation of our thoughts and our feelings while experiencing all the magic that a Disney vacation can be.
With that in mind, what you will read here
will be laid out chronologically. It will also contain photographs when appropriate, hopefully in a couple of different sizes for those of you on slower internet connections.
What this report will
not contain:
1. Cute kid stories we have no children and would not have been able to have this experience if we did and we try to avoid paying attention to other peoples children (these days that can get you into real trouble).
2. Details/photos of unimportant meals A barbeque sandwich is a barbeque sandwich, dont care where you eat it.
3. Excessive use of acronyms I do not know, nor will many people reading this know, all the acronyms thrown around by the many Disney vets out there, thus this must be written for the lowest common denominator.
4. Names of cast members we felt were less than magical in attitude/service.
In order to read this report you will need:
a. Patience I do not think in single-syllable words or simple sentences and am not a professional writer. You are going to get it just as it flies out of my brain and through my fingers.
b. A soft chair This will be thorough not only for the sake of those that like details and asides, but for our sake as well since Im getting old and my rememberer doesnt work as well as it used to. It will be nice to eventually print this all out, bind it and stow it in the box with the dusty mouse ears and dried flowers.
c. Something to drink Wouldnt want to dehydrate while were living vicariously through others, now would we?
The Cast of Characters:
I have read several trip reports and enjoyed many of them. Apparently it is traditional that some small effort is made to provide the reader with a general idea of the participants perspective on life in general and Disney specifically. As well, everyone seems to use two or three-letter acronyms to refer to themselves or others in their party. Since this report relates only to my wife, Susan, and me, I will refrain from using said acronyms.
Me Gemini with a decidedly split personality. One half of me is true park commando material
wanting to get the most bang for the buck, not miss a thing of interest and willing to do the minute planning and physical hustling needed to accomplish those goals (thanks, Mom, for all those family vacation boot camps for this attitude). The other half of me is old, uninterested in many things in the parks and gets aggravated at human waves of non-English speaking folks in the parks while still being willing to blur my eyes just a little to try and experience the suspension of belief needed for a truly Disney experience.
Susan Child bride, stolen from the cradle and animal lover extraordinaire who still enjoys being cutesy and silly on occasion (which keeps my old half alive). She realizes her physical limitations but is motivated to push on because she, too, wishes to experience her share of Disney magic during our limited time on this foray. Interested in the same things as I, she adds to that the apparently genetic female trait of a certain number of hours being required for shopping.
Background:
Folks from the Disboards will know what Im talking about here as they were invaluable in their assistance, both actively and passively. During the approximately three months of planning I did for this trip, I found several places on the internet that are devoted to the dissemination and discussion of information about Disneyworld/
Disneyland. Out of all of them, the two that were the most helpful were
www.disboards.com and
www.allearsnet.com . The former for its direct, personal experience-based information and the later for its rich compendium of cataloged data on everything from park hours to restaurant menus to the ever-changing entertainment schedules.
Initially I wanted to do something special for our 10th wedding anniversary. We were involved in moving from Florida to South Dakota at the time (no, were not crazy, Jimmy Buffet is a liar) and I knew that no matter what I chose to do, there would be kinks in planning due to the move happening in the middle. I investigated and rejected such ideas as trips to Ireland (something Susan with her Irish heritage has always wanted to do), Caribbean cruises and whale-watching trips
all for various reasons. And, even though while living in Florida we had visited Disney several times, we had gotten mouse burnout before the Animal Kingdom was built and so, never made it to see the new park. Besides, I owed Susan a real, on-site accommodation trip.
In explanation: Waaaay back in the dark ages when I was getting ready to graduate college and Susan and I were just starting to be a bit more serious about our relationship, I had planned a package deal trip to Disneyworld as a graduation celebration. The Caribbean Beach Resort was brand new and reasonably priced (for Disney) and the deal they were offering was pretty good. I dont remember the details but I DO remember thinking, Wow, all I have to pay for is my food and drinks! Silly boy
little did I know that the prices for food there were SO high that the profits from food alone are sufficient to pay the wages of every single cast member on property (currently over 60,000 people
this is a fact still today). I wont go into all the details, but suffice it to say that in our early years, Susans red-haired feistiness and my German stubbornness led us to many a difficult situation. In this case, things got ugly shortly before our scheduled departure and I very selfishly and stupidly left her behind. As I look back now, this was truly a horrible thing to do and even after this trip I will never forgive myself. I have lived with this guilt for over 15 years and I can only beg forgiveness
So, my sense of obligation, the Animal Kingdom Park we had never seen and my desire for one last hurrah in Florida before resigning myself to a life of solitude and freezing in SD all made my decision fairly easy, actually. Aside from the fact that I absolutely could NOT figure out a way to get us passports and still keep a trip to Ireland a secret...
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Hope that is enough to buy me a little time!
Bob